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re: Ozempic Penis
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:26 pm to Crappieman
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:26 pm to Crappieman
All the sunken face showing up, I’m gonna just stick with workouts and BJJ
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:27 pm to Bjorn Cyborg
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Now that is marketing
That's what I was thinking.
You could have some hilarious commercials, like testimony from a neighbor's wife, local hookers, the babysitter, the stepmom....
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:29 pm to Crappieman
Just shot some straight up my dick hole 
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:30 pm to Crappieman
So I’ve never talked to anyone about this and haven’t seen this posted anywhere else, but it’s 100% true. I’ve been thin, fat, ripped, and everywhere in between in my adult life. I know what it looks like and I know what it has measured. I’ve gained almost two inches in length and over an inch in girth. Once they figure out what it is, it’s going to be bigger than viagra ever thought about being.
ETA- I’m on 15mg zepbound. I’ve been on it since January and lost the bulk of my weight in January and February. It’s been slow and steady since March. I started noticing the growth at the end of April. By the end of May, it was wildly apparent. I’m not sure if it’s done. I don’t know if it’s because of the dosage. Maybe you have to be on a higher dose for a prolonged period? I don’t know.
ETA- I’m on 15mg zepbound. I’ve been on it since January and lost the bulk of my weight in January and February. It’s been slow and steady since March. I started noticing the growth at the end of April. By the end of May, it was wildly apparent. I’m not sure if it’s done. I don’t know if it’s because of the dosage. Maybe you have to be on a higher dose for a prolonged period? I don’t know.
This post was edited on 6/7/25 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 6/7/25 at 5:49 pm to Crappieman
Don’t think I believe some Reddit posts saying I measured my dick before I was obese so that’s how I know.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 6:10 pm to Crappieman
Doctor Steve from weird medicine says that every 35lbs of weight loss increases your dick by one inch!
Can confirm!
Can confirm!
Posted on 6/7/25 at 6:54 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Shaving your shaft, balls, and hair above your cock will make it look larger as well.
frick that I’m a man not a boy. A man has hair on his chest and on his balls. I’ll trim a bit down there so it’s not a jungle but I ain’t shaving it
Never had a woman complain either
Posted on 6/7/25 at 7:43 pm to deltaland
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A man has hair on his chest and on his balls. I’ll trim a bit down there so it’s not a jungle but I ain’t shaving it
Ohhh, you were so close.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 8:23 pm to Crappieman
If this were a real side effect, it would've already been massively exploited by Eli Lilly a la Viagra.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 8:36 pm to Crappieman
Being able to see your dong is white privilege
Posted on 6/7/25 at 8:39 pm to Crappieman
They can just see more of it because they aren’t as fat
Posted on 6/7/25 at 9:32 pm to LanierSpots
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We will see what happens tomorrow. I just took 5 shots
You’re going to shite all over yourself for a week now.
Posted on 6/7/25 at 9:49 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
the bigger the dick, the tighter the pussy.
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