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Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:38 am to saderade
quote:yeah, op screwed up fo sho. Tell her bye bye.
This thread is probably being emailed to her now.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:40 am to Patrick_Bateman
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Dating a Female Urologist
Step up to the big leagues. My wife starts her residency in 3 weeks in urology.
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Is there any reason to be hesitant or concerned that she's seeing who-knows-how-many dicks every day?
The only reason to be concerned is if you're insecure. Male uro patients fall into 4 categories:
1. Old people whose equipment is in need of repair
2. Small kids whose equipment is in need of repair
3. Middle aged men looking for a snip
4. Trauma patients whose equipment is in need of repair
If you're intimidated by that, I don't see how you could date any woman.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:40 am to Armymann50
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Nope
She's a freak
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:40 am to jmcs68
Yes she is. 
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:41 am to Patrick_Bateman
Congrats on the prostate orgasms
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:49 am to The Last Coco
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Male uro patients fall into 4 categories: 1. Old people whose equipment is in need of repair 2. Small kids whose equipment is in need of repair 3. Middle aged men looking for a snip 4. Trauma patients whose equipment is in need of repair
What about those of use who have to have annual exams to monitor possible signs?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:51 am to Patrick_Bateman
If I were OP, I would run as fast as I can. This chick is bad news and you need to get out now.
If she were marriage material, someone would have put a ring on her finger already. Chick has some issues.
So she's a resident? She isn't even done with her program yet? She could be looking to meet some rich dude and quit medicine. She's also not making real money yet. I'll bet she doesn't even offer to pay for dinner.
See my first comment.
Opiniated? frick that. Means she won't blow you on command.
Then what do you do? Listen to her opinions?
If this were true she would have slept with you.
RUN OP RUN
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She's in her 20s
If she were marriage material, someone would have put a ring on her finger already. Chick has some issues.
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a urology resident
So she's a resident? She isn't even done with her program yet? She could be looking to meet some rich dude and quit medicine. She's also not making real money yet. I'll bet she doesn't even offer to pay for dinner.
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hot (a solid IRL 8)
See my first comment.
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smart
Opiniated? frick that. Means she won't blow you on command.
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a blast to hang out with
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No sex yet.
Then what do you do? Listen to her opinions?
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and we have great chemistry
If this were true she would have slept with you.
RUN OP RUN
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:54 am to Patrick_Bateman
The only problem might be she'll get tired of handling so many dicks every day, she won't want to handle yours when she comes home.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:56 am to Patrick_Bateman
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Is there any reason to be hesitant or concerned that she's seeing who-knows-how-many dicks every day? Or should I just expect that from any girl?
That's a very elementary level and juvenile question and observation regarding a medical profession... kinda like 'Dude, when I grow up, I want to be an OB/GYN, so I can look at ***** and ***** all day!'
Really?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 11:59 am to Patrick_Bateman
I wouldn't. My female urologist is a huge whore. Why do you think they go into that field?
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:00 pm to Patrick_Bateman
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She's in her 20s, a urology resident, hot (a solid IRL 8), smart, a blast to hang out with, and we have great chemistry. No sex yet.
Unless you're Tim Tebow or a Morman then you aren't dating, chief.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:02 pm to Patrick_Bateman
Yeah my wife is an NP and she came home one day and said she saw the biggest dick ever on a man....it was a 16 year old black kid. I tucked my tail and went about my business. 
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:10 pm to Patrick_Bateman
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Is there any reason to be hesitant or concerned that she's seeing who-knows-how-many dicks every day?
This is ridiculous
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:11 pm to Patrick_Bateman
Sorry your package is small.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:12 pm to Patrick_Bateman
Pathetic brag thread.
And she is probably "dating" at least 3 other dudes.
And she is probably "dating" at least 3 other dudes.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:13 pm to Cosmo
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Pathetic brag thread.
He probably thought it was a brag. But who brags on their GF's job?
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:22 pm to Goldrush25
OP. Pray she doesn't see this thread. She will dump your sorry arse if she does.
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:25 pm to Patrick_Bateman
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Dating a Female Urologist
quote:would drink
She's in her 20s, a urology resident, hot (a solid IRL 8)
Posted on 6/3/15 at 12:33 pm to theronswanson
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Then what do you do? Listen to her opinions?
won't lie, I spit water all over the keyboard when I read that one. 
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