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re: OT Simps, you have a shot at love. (She has already "had her fun")

Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Planetarium
Member since Jul 2020
334 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:30 pm to
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How do you not lose count before reaching no. 58?


Notches on the bed post.

This post was edited on 9/2/23 at 9:32 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16385 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:30 pm to
58 dudes in probably 10ish years of sexual activity. So 5.8 dudes a year or basically every other month find a new dick. Control for a few relationships when she was an early stage hoe and she’s bagging some new dick on the reg for almost a decade. That’s a solid high mileage pussy. Once she cranks out a couple kids, assuming she hasn’t already, that thing will be destroyed and she’ll pee herself every time she laughs.
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
540 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:31 pm to
Why would you tell someone your “body count”? Serves no benefit and may ruin a potentially good relationship. People just need to stfu
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11586 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:32 pm to
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Also, keeping track of your body count is weird to me.

I don’t even know how one could possible remember exact numbers if you’re fricking 50-60 people by 27 unless you kept a documented list.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8209 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by some incel on reddit
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25006 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:33 pm to
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As long as it's clean, and no tattoos, why not?
Because a slut thats been with 5 dozen different dudes isn’t the type of role model I’d want for a future daughter
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13010 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
81690 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:36 pm to
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Posted by some incel on reddit
The "Whatever" podcast is loaded with chicks who could have made a post like that.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46135 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:39 pm to
Obvious troll, nobody asks a new match on a dating app how many partners they have had.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8493 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:40 pm to
Like a Dachshund walking through the Grand Canyon, in what world did she think admitting to be a slut would help her in a long term relationship?
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40493 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:40 pm to
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The "Whatever" podcast is loaded with chicks who could have made a post like that.
those hoes aren’t posting anything that’s not an OF promo
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7287 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:42 pm to
On a positive note, that is an experienced whore.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46135 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:42 pm to
Also, what obligation does this non-existent woman have to tell the exact number to new matches? If it was a deterrent to men, she wouldn’t be telling them.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13117 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:47 pm to
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For marriage?


Have you been on this board long? It doesn't matter if you're her fourth dick, the women are largely anxiety driven and make your life no bueno anyway. 95 dicks or 4, most marriages end up the same. Some men get divorced, some just pray for deafness or a heart attack.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16385 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:48 pm to
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Obvious troll, nobody asks a new match on a dating app how many partners they have had.

Not until you get some post nut clarity and wonder if you need to get tested after seeing the Arby’s.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38712 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:49 pm to
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I don’t even know how one could possible remember exact numbers if you’re fricking 50-60 people by 27 unless you kept a documented list.


In case one of them bass hits it big, gotta be able to #Metoo ‘em 25 years from now.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22447 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:50 pm to
no skank pics?
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
81690 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:51 pm to
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the person could just lie and no one would care.

Yeah. . .no way that doesn't ever come out in a marriage.

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
62279 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:54 pm to
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Only trashy people care about body counts.


No, only men care about body counts. Most women don't care.
This post was edited on 9/2/23 at 9:54 pm
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24290 posts
Posted on 9/2/23 at 9:54 pm to
What's funny is that's she will "settle" for a simp that's will treat her good, but she'll cheat on him and start the cycle all over again
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