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OT Nerds - Software Developers- what is a "Scrum Master"

Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:20 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:20 pm
& why in the frick do I need one?

what the frick do they do? Who the hell came up with that stupid title? Do they play rugby?
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:21 pm to
I'm using one post to hijack this thread and then I'm out...Where the hell is your avatar from?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94982 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:24 pm to
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what the frick do they do? Who the hell came up with that stupid title? Do they play rugby?

stupid software development shite.

we use it here. scrum is a methodology to quickly test/qa & build code as opposed to old school 'code for 47 days and then deploy'

you code little giblets, you have daily 'scrum' sessions to see how much progress has been made, and qa gets to test the code changes in that sprint.

also look up 'agile methodology'
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8974 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:27 pm to
Micromangement way to develop a soft ware system. Sprints can be a set of detailed tasks scheduled in short time periods to accurately track and document progress and stuff. We used it in my old job for developing and implementing a moderately complex database. It was very valuable when working with an incompetent client (DoD) and developers who can code like hell but cant talk to another human to save their life.

ETA-Poster above me described it perfectly.
This post was edited on 1/27/14 at 4:28 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
33883 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:28 pm to
got it...I think

so I need a stress tester, a QA Tester and now a Scrum Master

frick all


<----zero software experience in a software development world
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8974 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:29 pm to
You'll learn, it is more about implementing process rigidity and traceability than any software nerdiness. I'm by no means a software guy, but got it down pat rather quickly
Posted by Uncle Stu
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Member since Aug 2004
33883 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:29 pm to
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It was very valuable when working with an incompetent client

that would be me to a tee


quote:

developers who can code like hell

hopefully, that's the case


quote:

cant talk to another human to save their life

bingo


thank you, just convinced me to approve this budget
Posted by recruitnik
Campus
Member since Jul 2012
1223 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:31 pm to
It's like this. So you're building a car. Does it make more sense to put the whole thing together and test it once? Or does it make sense to design the chassis, then test. Wheel system, then test. Engine then test. Etc.

Of course, you could break that down into smaller and smaller chunks with the benefit of being able to test all of those independently at the same time.

It shortens workflow.

A scrum master just says what you'll be working on that day. No different than a project manager.
Posted by Scream4LSU
Member since Sep 2007
1263 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 4:57 pm to
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A scrum master just says what you'll be working on that day. No different than a project manager.


Not correct. A scrum master manages the scrum process and makes sure the rules are being adhered to. Nothing to do with assigning tasks or priorities at all.
Posted by HeadyMurphey
Los Santos
Member since Jan 2008
17321 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:15 pm to
Correct
Posted by SanFranTiger
Santa Fe, NM
Member since Sep 2003
5054 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:18 pm to
Depending on the size of your company/department, this is probably not a full-time job...

one of your product managers or program managers could become your scrum master with the appropriate training.

Also, my experience is that QA (especially regression testing) goes to hell in a handbasket when Agile is implemented.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33883 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Depending on the size of your company

less than 5

we're basically outsourcing 90% of the workload to a company that specializes in this sort of shite

quote:

this is probably not a full-time job...

they're proposing about 4-6 hours per week

quote:

one of your product managers or program managers could become your scrum master with the appropriate training.

uh no, neither one of those position really exist here
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94982 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 5:52 pm to
Stu... since I helped you.. What do you think of oynko 626? Just got a refurb on amazon deal of the day for $299.

Still have HDMI handshake issues?
This post was edited on 1/27/14 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33883 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

What do you think of oynko 626?


dont know - I got out of AV about 3 years ago. I still do a little bit of commercial on the side every now and then, but it's been quite a while since I even touched a resi system


quote:

Still have HDMI handshake issues?



I'm fighting handshake crap with a KD 8x8 HDMI switch right now. Cant be sure if it's the baluns or the cheap arse Vizios they installed
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