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Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:14 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11335 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:14 pm
Girlfriend said if I don’t sit down to wipe my arse, then we are done. Acrobatics of the OT, please explain how you turn to wipe while sitting down
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:16 pm to
Why is she watching you wipe your arse?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:16 pm to
What in the frick
Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
2489 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:17 pm to
Lock the door.

frickhead
This post was edited on 12/1/18 at 9:18 pm
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11335 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:17 pm to
Not baw, but we had a gentlemanly discussion and she caught the end of it
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:20 pm to
Ffs, just because you’re married doesn’t mean you have to share everything.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Ffs, just because you’re married doesn’t mean you have to share everything.
OP and wife-

Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
2489 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:21 pm to
Are yall married?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16593 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:22 pm to
Let her wipe it for you
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11335 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:22 pm to
Not yet
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:23 pm to
No butt (lol) if I was I damn sure wouldn’t be in the bathroom watching him wipe his butt.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66985 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:25 pm to
I'd purposely not wipe and go lay in her bed naked.
Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
2489 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:26 pm to
Well then tell her that’s yer space ... she can accept it or you WILL INTRUDE HERS!
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:28 pm to
I've been with my wife for about 13 years and I don't think she's ever seen me wipe my arse.

Team stand btw. I look like a guard pass blocking on a post route.

This post was edited on 12/1/18 at 9:31 pm
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47433 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:30 pm to
You need help alright.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21808 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:30 pm to
I'm starting to get muscle spasm in my back trying to wipe my arse. Think I'm getting out of shape.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3158 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:36 pm to
Alter
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 9:53 pm to
Leaving toilet paper shite balls on the floor of the water closet, I see.

I don't blame her.

Get a bidet and thank me later.
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5349 posts
Posted on 12/1/18 at 10:04 pm to
You wipe through your legs, bank to front.

Enjoy your new brown balls
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