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re: OT Doctors—What is wrong with my toe? (Don’t click if squeamish)

Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:39 pm to
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10115 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:39 pm to
It looks like a jigger to me. Do not google this if squeamish.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5660 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:52 pm to
Squimish aini got nothing to do with it. Your feet are straight up nasty. That's what's wrong with them - they are attached to a nasty fricker
Posted by Howboutdat
Member since Dec 2017
39 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 10:56 pm to
Who has been chewing on them things!!
Posted by HogWalloper
LaLaLand
Member since Jan 2020
470 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:19 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/31/21 at 9:19 am
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18303 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:30 pm to
quote:

I know someone who had melanoma under a toenail. Get it checked out.


I had a black line under my thumbnail that wouldn’t go away and had surgery to have biopsy to r/o melanoma since my mom had it... they removed my nail, scooped the tissue out, sutured my nail back on... black and blue throbbing mess, hurt like shite. Nail eventually fell off, new nail still not fused at biopsy site, splits at the end. Biopsy was good and black line gone, no explanation what it was
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 11:34 pm
Posted by Bawcephus
Member since Jul 2018
2747 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:34 pm to
quote:


They don’t look as bad from a distance


Are you kidding?! Not only do you have hairy arse hobbit feet, but your toes are long enough to throw a fastball 105 mph.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18303 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 11:35 pm to
Looks like you got drunk and stubbed it
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29049 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 12:58 am to
quote:

What is wrong with my toe?
Where the frick do we start?

Look at those snaggletoothed motherfrickers. You probably get terrible sleep as they claw at your sheets all night.

Dig that fricking toejam out from under the corner of your big toenail. And make sure you smell it and then ask yourself why you allowed that to be on your person.

Down from that spider bite it looks like you have 11 hairs sprouting from one fricking follicle. Comb that shite out and verify just to satisfy my curiosity.

Who gives a shite about the purple spot. Buy bigger shoes and it'll go away, you should be more concerned about everything else.
Posted by rickyh
Positiger Nation
Member since Dec 2003
13006 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 1:05 am to
Have you been tested for diabetes?
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29049 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 1:05 am to
quote:

They don’t look as bad from a distance.

I'm not totally convinced those feet are the same person given that I can finger paint a higher quality image of the foot posted in the OP from the memory burned into my brain. But I think I can see enough toejam to let it slide.

You have a blood blister because your second toe is long as frick and it rubs inside your shoe all day. Look at those motherfrickers all kinked up from being jammed in there.


Buy some bigger shoes and for god's sake remember to put some lipstick on those piggies before posting photos on the OT again.
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4135 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 1:07 am to
ly·can·thro·py
/li'kanTHr?pe/
the supernatural transformation of a person into a wolf, as recounted in folk tales.
ARCHAIC
a form of madness involving the delusion of being an animal, usually a wolf, with correspondingly altered behavior.

Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39066 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 1:55 am to
Even Rex Ryan puked at that pic.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22678 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 2:04 am to
quote:

I think you are correct. I just looked it up. Never had one before. At first I thought it could be a mole and I was worried.


Don't rule out melanoma.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
136105 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 7:34 am to
It appears you have an extra digit sticking out of the side of it. Best get an amputation.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1901 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 7:40 am to
Covid toe
Posted by Haystack
Member since Nov 2011
1048 posts
Posted on 8/12/20 at 7:46 am to
Have you been trimming them hooves with a serrated blade? I bet you stubbed it on the couch.
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