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OT Detectives It's time to solve the August 1987 LSU Lambda Chi arson case

Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:02 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:02 pm
Now that the statutes of limitations for felony arson have expired it's time for a confession. Post your rumors/truths here.

Millions of LSU-affiliated roaches, two very supple and surprisingly feminine goats and at least three epic porno (we still used the "o" in 87) collections died that morning. I think it's time the OT solved this case.

In 48 hours or less, I expect a full confession, anonymous or otherwise.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179900 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:04 pm to
Nobody did it
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40794 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:04 pm to
It was Maria Fuentes-Martin,
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138845 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:05 pm to
Theta Xi did it because frick your uncle
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:06 pm to
Too stoned to carry the gas can. Next.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24316 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Lsupimp


figured you were a lamb chop
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:28 pm to
Popular theories:

1. Chimes Street Cure-looking dude who got arse beat by next door neighbor Kappa Sigs that night and thought they were Lambda Chis.

2. Recently balled pledge coming back for revenge.

3. Random Rushee who had hurt feelings (it was Rush week).
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:30 pm to
don't know about that one but I may or may not know who burned down the crotch house in the '70s
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24825 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:32 pm to
quote:


2. Recently balled pledge coming back for revenge.

3. Random Rushee who had hurt feelings (it was Rush week).


At least you guys didn't have huge egos
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:32 pm to
I think it was you.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37957 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:32 pm to
It was a guy by the name of Steven. I will withhold his last name for now.

On the morning of August 21st he had left his girlfriend's sorority house at approximately 4:30 am after a night of partying at Murphy's. While walking in front of the law school he was approached by two drunk Lambda Chis and an altercation took place.
Steven sought revenge. He got in his white Chevy S-10 went to the gas station by Chimes and bought 1.75 gallon of gas and two boxes of matches. At 5:15 he went to his friend Brad's apartment, picked him up and headed to the Lambda Chi house.
At 5:45 am this story is made up but thanks for reading.


Riders of the night.
Posted by tom1987
Member since Aug 2011
621 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:33 pm to
The rumor was that all the composites had been removed, indicating it was an inside job. True or false?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86489 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:36 pm to
The composites were involved. But I will withhold details about what was done with them in case someone wants to make a confession.
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
3600 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:39 pm to
It was the tri lams, they were still mad about the pig let loose at their party so Poindexter got a few gals from omega mu to give him a ride to Cleveland to pick up the All American QB's mothers dbag and use it to ignite the blaze just before the pie eating booth was set up.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
86400 posts
Posted on 5/12/16 at 4:44 pm to
The friction from the raw buttfricking caused a spark and it just got (further) out of hand from there.
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