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OT Dads, did you buy the mother of your child a "push present"?
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:19 pm
Never heard of it until one of my wife's aunts asked me if I had something picked out yet. Baby is due in January, and apparently I'm supposed to have a nice gift waiting for her. It sounded like a snobby way of forcing a rich guy to buy his wife jewelry to me. So anyone else do something like this, and what did you give?
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:19 pm to EveryonesACoach
no
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:20 pm to EveryonesACoach
no
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:20 pm to EveryonesACoach
You already gave it to her 9... er, 8 months ago.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:20 pm to EveryonesACoach
Just whip out your dick while shes pushing
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:20 pm to EveryonesACoach
quote:subtle.
forcing a rich guy to buy his wife jewelry
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:20 pm to Salmon
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no
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:21 pm to EveryonesACoach
Never heard of it. I gave her a baby. What more could she want?
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:21 pm to EveryonesACoach
It's just some bullshite women made up to accumulate more shite.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:21 pm to EveryonesACoach
She's getting a frick trophy. Seems like gift enough to me.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:21 pm to EveryonesACoach
buddy of mine watched his wife go through labor and then was like "holy crap, i need to buy my wife something after what i just saw her go through." bought her a new SUV. idk if that is what you are talking about? 
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:21 pm to EveryonesACoach
No.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
This is bullshite
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
Yes, but I did not hear about it until the day of the birth. 
I got her a some earings and a necklace made out of the child's birth stone.
I got her a some earings and a necklace made out of the child's birth stone.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
This thread again?
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
Maybe get her some toilet paper. Doesn't poo come out simultaneously?
ETA: for some reason the word "push" made me think of number two
ETA: for some reason the word "push" made me think of number two
This post was edited on 12/3/14 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
Thankfully we were done having kids before this stupid trend started.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
No. Go out and independently find a nice going home outfit for the baby.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:22 pm to EveryonesACoach
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apparently I'm supposed to have a nice gift waiting for her
how bout the gift of life that yall just brought into the world? Oh nvm materialistic bitches need jewelry too.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:23 pm to Salmon
I guess I did buy my wife a new car the week after the baby, but that wasn't push present, more of "we need more space and a better vehicle" now thing
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