Started By
Message
locked post

OT - How do you bathe?

Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:55 pm
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4763 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:55 pm
Washcloth or Lufa?

Also, does Lufa make you more gay?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:56 pm to
Once a week whether I need it or not.

In water usually
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:57 pm to
Bar of soap
Shampoo
Add water
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

Also, does Lufa make you more gay?



You are gay enough already. Stick with the washcloth.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66569 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
40228 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:57 pm to
spit bath
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40532 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 6:58 pm to
shower
irish spring body wash
my hand
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:00 pm to
Mesh/Spongy thing
Neutrogena Rainbath Shower Gel


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:00 pm to


You don't have someone to clean the Royal Penis?
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
40532 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4763 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Mesh/Spongy thing


Bra, Lufa.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:04 pm to
1 1/2" open end wrench, open valve on fire hydrant. Stand in water stream 30 seconds. Close valve. Bath complete.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9011 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:09 pm to
I have two bitches bath me with wash clothes made from the rarest persian traditions.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:09 pm to
quote:


Bra, Lufa.


No its a man-made girly pink mesh spongy thing. A lufa or loofah is from a plant.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:10 pm to
Enter shower
Turn on faucet
Wait till hot
Send water to showerhead
Place hand by showerhead to block cold water
Remove hand for body to accept warm water
Stand under showerhead wetting body
Grab rag
Wet rag
Rub soap on rag
Place rag in left hand
Wipe right arm
Rub soap on rag
Place rag in right hand for remainder of usage
Wipe left arm
Rub soap on rag
Wipe legs
Rub soap on rag
Wipe groin
Rub soap on rag
Wipe feet and butt
Rub soap on hands
Wipe face
Rub soap on hands
Wipe pits
Wet hair
Rub shampoo into head
Rinse hair thoroughly
Rinse body
Rub soap on cock
Rub soap on cock
Rub soap on cock
Ejaculate
Remove ejaculate from tub side by peeing it towards the drain
Rinse body one last time
Open shower curtain
Grab towel
CLOSE shower curtain
Dry off
Open shower curtain
Dry off completely
Dry hair with towel one last time
Apply a liberal amount of baby powder to groin

Good to go.
This post was edited on 12/16/15 at 7:11 pm
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

Bra, Lufa.



Loofah


Bath Pouf
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:17 pm to
Shower
Lather thingy

This time of year I turn the bathroom heater on as soon as I wake up. Yes I shower at night and in the morning.
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4763 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:21 pm to
Learn something new everyday. Thanks, chap.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66569 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:22 pm to
In summer I turn the shower to cold gradually. Feels good
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7133 posts
Posted on 12/16/15 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Pectus


You don't wash your face?
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram