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Onion News Network has aged well

Posted on 7/19/20 at 10:27 pm
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6506 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 10:27 pm
China denies virus LINK

No Information News Story LINK

2040 presidential candidates unelectable due to Facebook LINK
This post was edited on 7/19/20 at 10:39 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76253 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 11:10 pm to
Still my personal favorite:

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 11:13 pm to
I’d say my favorite would be the 200 Human Kidney’s: LINK

Also anyone remember the Onion’s Sportsdome? Can’t find any of those videos, but I loved the “frick, Marry, Kill” section where these big former athlete commentators went into detail about what they would do to current athletes with that question. The Onion would very much have to apologize these days on how they’d assrape Peyton Manning, turn Drew Brees into a cross dressing wife, and brutally murder Tom Brady.
This post was edited on 7/19/20 at 11:26 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151124 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 11:20 pm to
basically any of the ones with al queda

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Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25869 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 11:32 pm to
Anyone ever read ‘Our Dumb Century’. It came out in 1999 but they went and wrote headlines for the entire century. And it was so great.


Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79908 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 11:35 pm to
Anyone remember The Beach Bull satire newspaper from the Gulf Shores area 25+ years ago?

I remember my dad would bring them back from the Flora Bama when I was too young to enter.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 11:38 pm to
I got Our Dumb World, which may be the funniest novel ever written. Next to America, China as a country has the most entries, and you can instantly tell that the people who wrote that entry lived there before. It’s 6 pages and save for America, the next closest is 2 pages. They did their homework, and I just about pissed myself with laughter in that book.
Here’s the description of Minnesota.

Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Retards.
The pop-drinking, Hormel-eating, dontcha-know dumbfricks of Minnesota are too stupid to have any idea why they are the laughing stock of the entire country.
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