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re: On today's episode of that's f'ed up

Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:46 am to
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guillotine couch
Damn
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:49 am to
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Bring dead dog to the vet, they cremate the dog, they mail you a little care package with the dogs paw print and such.


How much do they charge you for that?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125867 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 8:54 am to
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Cheers to Ella
Cute dog. RIP Ella.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61534 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:04 am to
Yep, this is a thread that will be remembered for a while around here.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:05 am to
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So our 13 year old Yorkie, who has never gotten under the couch, managed to get under the reclining couch while the kids were on it watched TV. Wife and I were in the kitchen cooking dinner.

Well kids close couch, can't find dog, dog has been basically hung under the couch. Dead as hell. My 32 week pregnant wife finds her.

This is a whole gaggle of WTF. Now I have to figure out what to do with a dead dog at 9 pm, calm down a hormonal preggo, figure out what to tell the kids, clean the couch, then figure out how to sit on said guillotine couch and enjoy tv.


As a veteran on f'ed up who has been married a long time let me help you out.

Convince her she reclined the couch and must confess to the kids for the murder of said beloved pet.

Go pop a top and enjoy some peace and quiet.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52954 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 9:18 am to
Wife's sister managed to kill the wife's cat when it jumped in the dryer. Still tough not to kind of laugh a little 20 years later. fricked up way to die.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21598 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:12 am to
Man, that story killed it!
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37140 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:13 am to
Tell your kids they killed the dog
Posted by big_tuna
Member since Jun 2019
600 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:31 am to


RIP.
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 11:10 am
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11158 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:33 am to
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It's an electric reclining couch. It apparently had enough York.


I'm still chuckling about this one. Thank you for something sick enough, but so funny it doesn't matter.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 10:34 am to
I just want to point out to all the newbies that this last month or so on the OT has had WAY more awesome threads than usual.

Do not expect to get threads like BawPaw and Yorkie Death Couch on a regular basis.

OP, did nobody this morning notice that the Yorkie wasn't begging for a bite during breakfast?
This post was edited on 3/5/20 at 10:37 am
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