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re: OMLandshark, what happened with the Uber driver?
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:50 am to CunningLinguist
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:50 am to CunningLinguist
Yeah but being weird doesn't mean he didn't succeed
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Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:53 am to TheIndulger
Just read the thread, wow what how sad 
It's one thing to lie on the internet for adoration, but goddamn atleast put some effort into it and be a better liar than that
It's one thing to lie on the internet for adoration, but goddamn atleast put some effort into it and be a better liar than that
Posted on 8/9/15 at 9:55 am to wildtigercat93
He probably did get laid, just embellished a bit. Chances are she wasn't smoking hot as he's claiming.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:04 am to RLDSC FAN
Even if he did get laid, running to TD like 3 minutes after is extremely sad
Doesn't he have like IRL people to brag about that too?
Doesn't he have like IRL people to brag about that too?
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:07 am to wildtigercat93
Oh I completely agree. Maybe it was his first time getting laid in a while
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:49 am to Stacked
Original thread has been anchored unfortunately.
OMLanddouche, why you abandon thread?
Tell us more about your sex with Reek last night.
OMLanddouche, why you abandon thread?
Tell us more about your sex with Reek last night.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:56 am to CunningLinguist
If you knew Omlandshark, you'd know anything he says about hooking up is a lie
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:57 am to RLDSC FAN
Knowing Landshark, the actual story was probably just him alone in his apartment jerking off to Intersteller for 7 minutes
That's why the time frame is off. He thinks he can travel time like MM
That's why the time frame is off. He thinks he can travel time like MM
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:02 am to wildtigercat93
maybe he just got caught in the tesseract
it happens
it happens
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:10 am to PsychTiger
Original thread has been anchored unfortunately.
This is a shame
This is a shame
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:10 am to Royal
I love it when posters who are assholes to me turn out to be losers irl
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:39 am to Paige
quote:
I love it when posters who are assholes to me turn out to be losers irl
What if we were losers in real life...what do we turn into when we are nice to you?
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:52 am to Stacked
quote:
OMLandshark
He seems to know his stuff a lot of times, but after seeing the thread about hooking up with the young uber driver, no way I can take this guy serious anymore. Once a lying sack of shite, always a lying sack of shite.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:05 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Alright, if this will help bury the embarrassing hatchet, here it is: I don't even remember making this thread. Just got blackout drunk on Friday with some friends and took an Uber home that I don't remember. What did clearly happen is that I got her digits, played texting tag for about an hour during all this thread, and got some suggestive texts on meeting up with her on Saturday. So I guess that's what was happening, because waking up and discovering this was pretty horrifying, and clearly my shittiest thread ever. I won't ever post black out ever again, since shitty and stupid things tend to happen.
And no I have not followed up with her.
And no I have not followed up with her.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:08 pm to OMLandshark
Lol weak as frick
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:09 pm to OMLandshark
Lame
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:23 pm to OMLandshark
You have to follow up with her now just to get a pic. Redemption can be had if you are brave enough. I doubt she's Brienne of Tarth or the captains daughter that Theon banged.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:25 pm to OMLandshark
Damn. I thought you at least got some sex from an ugly and just put sprinkles on it. I didn't think it was 100% a lie. That timeline thing fricking got you, hahaha. That shite was real funny. Props for manning up. Stop drinking alcohol, you're not doing it the right way.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:26 pm to PsychTiger
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I doubt she's Brienne of Tarth or the captains daughter that Theon banged.
If that thread is any indication, I don't trust "Blackout OML" at all.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 12:29 pm to Stacked
quote:
Damn. I thought you at least got some sex from an ugly and just put sprinkles on it. I didn't think it was 100% a lie. That timeline thing fricking got you, hahaha. That shite was real funny. Props for manning up. Stop drinking alcohol, you're not doing it the right way.
I'm not a liar, but "Blackout OML" can tend to turn mole hills into mountains, and I only get blackout maybe twice a year these days. I'd rather just put this stupidity behind me and not drunkenly embarrass myself on the site.
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