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Ol baw wants to get medieval.

Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:27 am
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:27 am
Ol baw wants to get medieval.

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A Kansas father has had enough of the traditional messy custody battle with his ex-wife and now he’s looking to settle things the really old fashioned way…

He’s now seeking the courts permission to settle the ugly child custody case “on the field of battle” with an actual sword fight – using Japanese swords.

David Ostrom said in court papers that his ex-wife Bridgette Ostrom and her attorney have already destroyed him legally.

“I now wish to give them the chance to meet me on the field of battle, where I will REND THEIR SOULS from their … bodies,” Ostrom wrote in the court filing, according to a local newspaper.


quote:

“To this day, trial by combat has never been explicitly banned or restricted as a right in these United States,” Ostrom argued in court records, adding that it was used “as recently as 1818 in British Court.”

He told the Des Moines Register that his wife could choose her attorney as her “champion” to stand in for her in battle.


Is there a Sonic equipped for this?

This post was edited on 1/16/20 at 11:43 am
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:29 am to
Posted by BlackAdam
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:30 am to
His filing tells me the kids are better off with the mother.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:31 am to
i love threads with all caps. they trigger the guards.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:32 am to
I read "Morial Combat" and that got my interest.
Posted by Coach Buzzcut
Member since Feb 2016
1406 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:34 am to
Cue the Techno Syndrome


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:40 am to
Kombat*
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/16/20 at 10:42 am to
Its spelled Kombat you kunt.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
29701 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 11:34 am to
This is an old German custom
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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76781 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 11:42 am to
again?
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7951 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 11:44 am to
Men get shite on in divorce proceedings.
Whole process is rigged for women's benefit.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 11:44 am to
sure he doesn't want to duel with Lugers?
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
3085 posts
Posted on 1/16/20 at 11:45 am to
I mean I normally dont get to worked up over germans but this frickin article has been on here like 5 times in 2 days. I say the next person that posts it should be permanently banned.
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