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OK. Who the F started this essential oil craze? How do I hunt them and kill them!!!

Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:13 pm
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:13 pm
I mean good Lord. Who starts this shite and how do the convince so many people of it?

Snake oil for the 21st century.
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6801 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:14 pm to
But the essential oils protect my babies from measles... I have just the oil for that. #oilbrahs
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79729 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:14 pm to
Comes from housewives who have husbands who don't make enough and aren't dicking them down properly.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:15 pm to
The guy made a million dollars.

I had and idea like that.

It was called a jump to conclusions mat. Its a mat that has all these conclusions that you could jump to.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:15 pm to
If you're using them to cure shite, you're a fricking a-hole.

If you're using then because they smell good, that's okay.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:16 pm to
My wife has been a massage therapist for 20 years and has been using oils the whole time. According to her the pyramid scheme oils are lower quality and more expensive. Total fricking scam.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79729 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

If you're using then because they smell good, that's okay.


I put them in my Rainbow vacuum cleaner
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138830 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:17 pm to
LINK

This was just discussed
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:18 pm to
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If you're using them to cure shite, you're a fricking a-hole.


They literally have an oil that will "help" with basically everyfrickinthing
Posted by Teauxler
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2010
3848 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:18 pm to
But here’s the kicker... you can’t just buy one oil. You have to by 16 of them and mix them together to get the perfect recipe to cure every known ailment to man !
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
95090 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:18 pm to
We use them in our house.

But as air fresheners. That’s it.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

My wife has been a massage therapist for 20 years and has been using oils the whole time. According to her the pyramid scheme oils are lower quality and more expensive. Total fricking scam.


Why do you let your wife keep doing it, then?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40507 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:19 pm to
You seem a little tense, baw. Sounds like you need some stress relief oil

I got a gal that can hook you up
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

They literally have an oil that will "help" with basically everyfrickinthing



Well yeah these people are cünts.

You seem a little too agitated about it though.
This post was edited on 2/17/19 at 6:21 pm
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:21 pm to
The hippies baw. Now that cannibas/weed is all getting legal. Bunch of stoners sitting around coming up with "great ideas" to sell at the next Panic concert.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:21 pm to
She doesn’t buy the oils off the housewife pyramids. She buys them from some other outfit that sells the good shite. That’s all I know.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

Well yeah these people are cünts. You seem a little too agitated about it though


It's in my social media feed. Which yeah. My fault. But for chrissake. They post like 12 times a day!!!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138830 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:22 pm to
Read the book Educated by Tara Westover

The book is not about essential oils, but the author's parents did become multimillionaires by being a midwife and mixing tinctures.
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5923 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:23 pm to
A "friend" gave me some she blended. To be polite, i said i enjoyed them. She brought me a big pack and wanted $139. Nope
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 2/17/19 at 6:23 pm to
If you have a stuffy nose peppermint oil helps clear you up and smells good too. Some mechanic got in my car smelling like he poured gas directly on himself and peppermint oil got the smell out quickly.

But yeah it doesn’t cure AIDS
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