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Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:03 pm to IonaTiger
What did you say your symptoms were?
Extreme laziness.
Inability to read context clues from shitty daytime TV.
Don't lie. You just wanted to find out if Shaniqua's baby belonged to one of the 5 men she tested.
Extreme laziness.
Inability to read context clues from shitty daytime TV.
Don't lie. You just wanted to find out if Shaniqua's baby belonged to one of the 5 men she tested.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:03 pm to IonaTiger
Your workers were ripping you all day FWIW.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:05 pm to Bard
Or maybe the end scene from "Happy Gilmore"?
Hope you are OK Iona. You are one of the good guys here.
Hope you are OK Iona. You are one of the good guys here.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:06 pm to diddydirtyAubie
I'm just glad I didn't miss a court appearance. I'm sure I'll get my share of grief tomorrow. Which is a shitty thing to do to someone on The Lord's Day.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:06 pm to IonaTiger
Dude I would get a lot of testing done. Its normal to wake up and maybe not remember what day it is but going the entire day is not normal at all, especially thinking a Tuesday is a Saturday. Good luck! 
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:06 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
I had an email from one of the secretaries asking if I was coming in today. I said that I could, but wasn't planning on it
If you are anyone other than the boss then this part is
Some Office Space shite right there.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:08 pm to Team Vote
quote:
Some Office Space shite right there.
I wondered why I have been humming "Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta" all day.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:09 pm to IonaTiger
Can I have your pen set when you... well... you know...
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:09 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Hope you are OK Iona.
soccerfüt, I'm OK. Apparently just a bit overtired and stressed out.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:10 pm to IonaTiger
But you didn't even have to use your AK.
I'd have to say it was a good day.
I'd have to say it was a good day.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:11 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
Can I have your pen set when you... well... you know...
Yes, but not my stapler.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:12 pm to IonaTiger
Get off them Joes ol' man
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:13 pm to IonaTiger
Damn. Reading that kinda stressed me out. But it also reminded me of when I was in high school, and one of my priest teachers (super old) didn't show up to class. When a faculty member saw us all alone in class, he went and got him. Dude walks in, and says with a straight face, "Class, I apologize that I am late. I thought today was Saturday." It was Thursday. Then he just went straight back to teaching the class like nothing had happened. He was wearing khakis under his cassock though. He usually wore black pants. 
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:14 pm to SuperSaint
SS, the doctor told me the same thing.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:15 pm to IonaTiger
Did this on a Thursday a few weeks ago. I usually buy donuts every Friday and put them in the break room. Woke up thinking it was Friday, bought donuts, worked all day and celebrated the coming weekend when 5 pm arrived. When I got home, wife informed me it was Thursday. I had to relive Friday all over again.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:16 pm to RogerTheShrubber
I got this email from Owlvis:
> Dude,,, that's a messed up story.
> But since your death is now pretty much imminent ask Chicken you
> reinstate me so your last weeks can be filled with laughter.
You can tell it's from Owlvis because of the errors in the message. Please, Chicken?
> Dude,,, that's a messed up story.
> But since your death is now pretty much imminent ask Chicken you
> reinstate me so your last weeks can be filled with laughter.
You can tell it's from Owlvis because of the errors in the message. Please, Chicken?
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:21 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
Apparently just a bit overtired and stressed out.
You should definitely take a baseball bat to a copy machine to close the circle.
I've had stress days followed by hard sleep where I've been discombobulated for 30 minutes to an hour... Had I not encountered anyone soon thereafter - It may have gone a lot longer.
Glad you're alright.
Posted on 3/10/15 at 5:23 pm to yurintroubl
quote:
You should definitely take a baseball bat to a copy machine to close the circle.
I'll be OK as long as they don't send me to a Federal "pound me in the arse" prison.
Thanks, troubl.
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