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Ohio man shot by....Oven?
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:17 am
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:17 am
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No charges against the oven.
He has to be originally from Florida.
It was a half-baked idea to hide the gun in the oven.
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WARREN, Ohio (Meredith/AP) — Police say they've solved a shooting in Ohio that left a man wounded. The oven did it. The Vindicator in Youngstown reports 44-year-old Robin Garlock received wounds to both shoulders while trying to retrieve a handgun he'd hidden inside the broiler unit of his oven.Warren police say Garlock put the gun in the broiler because children were coming over.
His girlfriend, unaware of the gun's presence, turned on the oven Sunday to bake. Police say she called out to Garlock when she thought she heard a gunshot fired outside. Police say Garlock was struck by bullets or bullet fragments when they exploded inside the gun.
Warren is 60 miles (97 kilometers) southeast of Cleveland.
No charges have been filed against the oven
No charges against the oven.
He has to be originally from Florida.
It was a half-baked idea to hide the gun in the oven.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 7:19 am
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:20 am to rowbear1922
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He has to be originally from Florida.
Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:21 am to rowbear1922
Warren is a goddamn shithole. There had to be meth involved.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:22 am to rowbear1922
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Garlock put the gun in the broiler because children were coming over.

Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:23 am to VADawg
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Ohio is a goddamn shithole. There had to be meth involved.
FIFY
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:25 am to rowbear1922
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Warren police say Garlock put the gun in the broiler because children were coming over.
Once again, a guy does everything by the book and something bad still happens. Makes you wonder what’s the point of being responsible?
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:26 am to rowbear1922
Sounds like that oven was heated
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:28 am to VADawg
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There had to be meth involved
That’s why she turned on the oven....to bake the meth
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:30 am to rowbear1922
They need to give that oven another shot at baking that cake.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:40 am to hg
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Sounds like that oven was heated
This would be a warm greeting in NBR
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:52 am to rowbear1922
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No charges have been filed against the oven
Only because they didn't have handcuffs to fit it. In lieu of that, they beat and tazed the oven into submission for resisting an officer and not following lawful instructions.
Robert Mueller will now be on the case allowing him to further indict ham sandwiches, this time toasted/heated.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 8:21 am to rowbear1922
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Ohio man shot by....Oven?

Posted on 6/6/18 at 8:24 am to IT_Dawg
When I was in college, I worked in a warehouse with a recovering addict from Warren. He told me a story that police went to bust a meth lab and the guy in the house answered the door in a hazmat suit.
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