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re: Of all the Walmart horror stories, this may be the most disturbing

Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:02 pm to
that article just screams fake
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:03 pm to
Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

putting in work with the sausage.” All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands. - See more at: LINK


That's turning a phrase.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:06 pm to
Johnson should have used Johnsonville, WTF?
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:08 pm to
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While it may be fake, can't y'all picture this happening at a walmart around here?


This has Cortana Walmart written all over it
Posted by HVAU
Up over here
Member since Sep 2010
5165 posts
Posted on 10/22/15 at 11:16 pm to
Now this ad keeps popping on the top of TD Sausage Link
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5327 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 12:39 am to
That is out of control!
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26105 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:06 am to
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While it may be fake, can't y'all picture this happening at a walmart around Alabama or Florida?

FIFY
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 1:07 am
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26105 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:08 am to
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ow this ad keeps popping on the top of TD Sausage Link

Which is another reason why it's fake. Someone started. Fake article for advertising purposes.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 1:39 am to


Is the ad at the bottom of my TD page.


Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104315 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 4:01 am to
NVM
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 4:02 am
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10479 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 5:48 am to
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putting in work with the sausage.


Damn. Wtf?? It's been years since I stepped foot inside a Walmart. frick that place and the people who shop there.
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 5:49 am
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 6:03 am to
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inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage



I'm confused. What's the appropriate way to please yourself with sausage? I did not know there was a right and wrong here.

Also, there is no way in hell they pay a Walmart employee enough to follow a suspicious customer into the bathroom. At the point that my manager asked me to do that, I'm just calling the police and assuming they died.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133316 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 6:13 am to
I FOUND BIGFOOT!!!
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 6:34 am to
All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands

This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 6:36 am
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 6:37 am to
Got to be fake. There's no way that this innocent looking beautiful young lady would do this.
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 6:44 am
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
15958 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 6:58 am to
FAKE
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73586 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 7:14 am to
He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.” - See more at: LINK

Chills...
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 7:15 am to
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Can we please cull the heard?!
quote:

heard


Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10255 posts
Posted on 10/23/15 at 7:17 am to
She should have gone for the double Zummo.
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