re: NYC teen "subway surfers " found dead

Thanks for the idea

Surfin RIP

Surfin’ RIP


[verse]
Well now I'm here to tell you 'bout a crazy craze,
Where the urban youth twerkin'? Well you'd be amazed,
You'd think hoods of cars would be plenty insane,
But their shakin' their booties on a Subway train,

[chorus]
In that inner city, (dindu's now)
From L.A. up to NYC, (dindu's how?)
Look out your window see,
Dindu's subway Surfin R.I.P.!

[verse]
With rumps higher than their I.Q.s in the air,
You'd think that they'd know better but they just don't care,
But their dads are absent and their moms in jail,
So the subway crews just scrape 'em off the rails!

[chorus]
In that inner city, (dindu's now)
From L.A. up to NYC, (dindu's how?)
Look out your window see,
Dindu's subway Surfin R.I.P.!

[bridge]
You know that they'll be found,
Where the trains go underground,
But just leave it to these kweens,
They'll twerk on streetcars down in New Orleans!

[chorus]
In that inner city, (dindu's now)
From L.A. up to NYC, (dindu's how?)
Look out your window see,
Dindu's subway Surfin R.I.P.!

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India people ride on top of trains every day and do not seem to have the dead problem.

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I wouldn't bet on that.

Soft arse Americans.

This is saying 12 and 13 years old. The parents need to be investigated. Are they tying themselves up there somehow? Not sure how 2 unconscious and unresponsive kids stayed on top unless maybe the article is being vague when using “unconscious and unresponsive“ due to the condition of their bodies when found on top.

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Zemfira Mukhtarov, 12, of Brooklyn, and Ebba Morina, 13, of Manhattan, were found unconscious and unresponsive on top of a Brooklyn-bound J train at the Marcy Avenue-Broadway subway station in Williamsburg around 3:10 a.m. on Saturday, cops and sources said.

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https://nypost.com/2025/10/06/us-news/young-girls-12-and-13-killed-in-horrific-nyc-subway-surfing-tragedy-idd-full-of-life-and-taken-from-us-far-too-soon/

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The last New Yorker to lose his life while subway surfing was Carlos Oliver, 15, of the Bronx, who plunged off a southbound 7 train as it pulled into the Queensboro Plaza station in Long Island City around 2:45 a.m. on July 4, cops said.

On March 14, Gustavo Guaman-Quizhpilema, 12, of Queens was critically injured while riding on top of a 7 train at the 111th Street station in Corona around 8:15 a.m.

Gustavo died four days after he was struck, according to a GoFundMe page.

MTA officials have pleaded with parents to ensure their kids aren’t drawn into the reckless trend.

The MTA has also been running a “Ride Inside, Stay Alive” public service announcement on the subways since 2023, telling teens not to ride outside the train.

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