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re: Nsfw: the most embarrassing sexual thing you've done

Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:53 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:53 am to
lost my grip and fell out of the bed during doggy.

after a lot of laughing managed to get back in the saddle and finish the ride.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29997 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:59 am to
The worst is a charlie horse mid stroke.

Cause you're not gonna Stop... But you might black out
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:05 am to
quote:

 worst is a charlie horse mid stroke. 

Cause you're not gonna Stop... But you might black out


have to loosen up those hamstrings for some positions.

Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42888 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:12 am to
quote:

lost my grip and fell out of the bed during doggy


Damn. Did he fall on top of you?
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5970 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:15 am to
Farted while my wife was riding me. Pretty lame compared to the rest of this thread, but there ya go.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70809 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Started crying mid-BJ.


:thatsmyfetish:
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:16 am to
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I'd just ended a relationship


quote:

Started crying mid-BJ.



some people move on quickly.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106022 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:29 am to
Hooked up with the mother of my younger brother's prom date and then kept running into her in public for several months.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:32 am to
quote:

lost my grip and fell out of the bed during doggy


A man's got to have purchase. Have you tried wearing boots?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:53 am to
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And Arkansans wonder why we'd prefer the US to look like this:


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:54 am to
quote:

A man's got to have purchase.


what should i buy?

quote:

Have you tried wearing boots?

with or without spurs?
Posted by FieldMink
Fort Worth
Member since Jul 2017
797 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:24 am to
Spring Break, popped a molly, brought a chick back to the room...I was ready to geaux, she was ready to geaux, but homie down stairs was knocked out...
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:25 am to
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had no clue how good I had it with herz. She was insanely generous; almost every time I picked her up I’d get road head and she was a firm believer in swallowing.


I dated a girl like this once. I didn’t realize how awesome it was to have a girl that wants to swallow regularly until she was gone. Oh well
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20645 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:46 am to
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extreme daddy issues and a lot of weird sexual fetishes


Sounds like that crazy one I dealt with for a while
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:00 pm to
Lmao!
Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

extreme daddy issues


quote:

Sounds like that crazy one I dealt with for a while


They seem to find me all the time. I don't know what it is and maybe I just don't notice it when I meet them but I've learned to accept it.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

The worst is a charlie horse mid stroke.
the old flamingo frick

One leg bent at the knee and the other one extended as far as possible because frick that Charlie horse
This post was edited on 12/14/18 at 7:55 pm
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 8:08 pm to
I once nodded out and fell asleep for like five seconds while going down on my (now) ex one time.

She gave me a little nudge and then slapped me. I had to laugh about it.
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

You ever had your arse eaten?


True that it is some damn good shite. I just want to know who the twisted duck was that first though it would be a good idea to try
Posted by SouthernImmigrant
NELA
Member since Jul 2018
624 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

I once nodded out and fell asleep for like five seconds while going down on my (now) ex one time

Been there back in my hardcore opiate days.
Was getting a blowjob and nodded, woke up an hour or so later to a really pissed off girlfriend. Turns out they don’t like that
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