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Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:59 am to MorbidTheClown
The worst is a charlie horse mid stroke.
Cause you're not gonna Stop... But you might black out
Cause you're not gonna Stop... But you might black out
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:05 am to X123F45
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worst is a charlie horse mid stroke.
Cause you're not gonna Stop... But you might black out
have to loosen up those hamstrings for some positions.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:12 am to MorbidTheClown
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lost my grip and fell out of the bed during doggy
Damn. Did he fall on top of you?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:15 am to X123F45
Farted while my wife was riding me. Pretty lame compared to the rest of this thread, but there ya go.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:15 am to Slagathor
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Started crying mid-BJ.
:thatsmyfetish:
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:16 am to Slagathor
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I'd just ended a relationship
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Started crying mid-BJ.
some people move on quickly.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:29 am to X123F45
Hooked up with the mother of my younger brother's prom date and then kept running into her in public for several months.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:32 am to MorbidTheClown
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lost my grip and fell out of the bed during doggy
A man's got to have purchase. Have you tried wearing boots?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:53 am to King
quote:And Arkansans wonder why we'd prefer the US to look like this:

Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:54 am to Slagathor
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A man's got to have purchase.
what should i buy?
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Have you tried wearing boots?
with or without spurs?
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:24 am to X123F45
Spring Break, popped a molly, brought a chick back to the room...I was ready to geaux, she was ready to geaux, but homie down stairs was knocked out... 
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:25 am to Loaner1231
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had no clue how good I had it with herz. She was insanely generous; almost every time I picked her up I’d get road head and she was a firm believer in swallowing.
I dated a girl like this once. I didn’t realize how awesome it was to have a girl that wants to swallow regularly until she was gone. Oh well
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:46 am to X123F45
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extreme daddy issues and a lot of weird sexual fetishes
Sounds like that crazy one I dealt with for a while
Posted on 12/14/18 at 7:50 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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extreme daddy issues
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Sounds like that crazy one I dealt with for a while
They seem to find me all the time. I don't know what it is and maybe I just don't notice it when I meet them but I've learned to accept it.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 7:53 pm to X123F45
quote:the old flamingo frick
The worst is a charlie horse mid stroke.
One leg bent at the knee and the other one extended as far as possible because frick that Charlie horse
This post was edited on 12/14/18 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 12/14/18 at 8:08 pm to Rouge
I once nodded out and fell asleep for like five seconds while going down on my (now) ex one time.
She gave me a little nudge and then slapped me. I had to laugh about it.
She gave me a little nudge and then slapped me. I had to laugh about it.
Posted on 12/14/18 at 8:27 pm to Tyga Woods
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You ever had your arse eaten?
True that it is some damn good shite. I just want to know who the twisted duck was that first though it would be a good idea to try
Posted on 12/14/18 at 9:29 pm to AlonsoWDC
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I once nodded out and fell asleep for like five seconds while going down on my (now) ex one time
Been there back in my hardcore opiate days.
Was getting a blowjob and nodded, woke up an hour or so later to a really pissed off girlfriend. Turns out they don’t like that
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