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re: Not So Subtle Stalking From a Praying Mantis

Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:16 pm to
Take a little bread bag twist tie and make a collar out of it. Take a long string from a spool of thread and tie one end to the twist tie. Place the "collar" on the mantis.

Then take your new friend for a walk around the town.
Posted by GarnetStrand
Myrtle Beach
Member since Sep 2016
1189 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

#RIPtanden


Tanden died?
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56850 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Tanden died?


Yes
It was very tragic

Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132660 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 5:47 pm to
Imagine if there were giant praying mantises

We would be so fricked
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 6:54 pm to
Went out like Elvis...
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

No yeti sticker no care


He's got a sticker that's twice as trashy to make up for it
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20783 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:37 pm to
One of the most quality threads I've seen in a long time. He looks cool as hell, give him a fly or whatever they eat I have no clue.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179921 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:39 pm to
Please retake pic with cigarette
Posted by Ron Cheramie
The Cajun Hedgehog
Member since Aug 2016
5697 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:46 pm to
This is actually a Chinese mantis, not one of our native ones

Probably lives in a nail salon where they don't pay taxes
This post was edited on 8/16/17 at 7:49 pm
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 7:47 pm to
Give him a beer and a hotdog
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

What do I do?


PIIHBTLHEYH
















put it in her butt then let her eat your head.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
108997 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:22 pm to
Sizing you up before she fricks you and eats your arse.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
7363 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:26 pm to
Sounds fun.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26446 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:35 pm to
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He's sticking your wife.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20381 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 8:51 pm to
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Sizing you up before she fricks you and eats your arse.



Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 8/16/17 at 9:35 pm to
he knows some female matis about to eat him he don't give a fuuk
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