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Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:21 pm to
While you homos are co-opting the beard thing and thus making it lame as shite, I'll be rocking a smooth face and banging all the ladies, including yours.
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:21 pm to
How many lives did this save last year? That's right - 0.

Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42072 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:22 pm to
I am trying it out, but I won't have much success. I can't grow a lot of facial hair due to a pretty gnarly face burn when I was a kid, so what takes a normal person days to grow, would be months for me.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:23 pm to
You think it's cool not giving a shite about cancer?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58447 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:24 pm to
No shave November is misogynist because it excludes women and poc
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179203 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

I'll be rocking a smooth face and banging all the ladies, including yours.



Science disagrees with you


quote:

"An intermediate level of beardedness is most attractive, while full-bearded men may be perceived as better fathers who could protect and invest in offspring," they write.

Beyond attractiveness, researchers also found that facial hair affects perceived fertility as well. The more facial hair a man had, the more masculine a woman perceived him to be — especially when she was in the fertile phase of her menstrual cycle.

Dixson and Brooks came to their conclusions by showing pictures of 10 smiling men at different stages of beard growth to 351 women and 177 heterosexual men.

As the Register UK observed, evolution is at work here.

"Beardedness is a prehistoric condition," reported science writer Rik Myslewski, who argues that beards have long been a "strong indication of maleness surrounding puberty."

Therein lies the magnetic power of the beard.

"Thus, beard quality, thickness, and fullness would signal to potential mates that he was sexually mature and prepared for fatherhood," Myslewski writes. "This makes beardedness a sexual characteristic that is potent to women."
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179203 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

due to a pretty gnarly face burn when I was a kid



Frank Beamer?
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21589 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:27 pm to
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Be careful where you donate, typically "education" and "awareness" are buzz words for profit in charity circles. Do you research before donating, other than that I fully support. Of course I won't participate because I'll be shaving once a week like a fricking grown up.


I would recommend St. Baldrick's Foundation.

St. Baldrick's Foundation


Or the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation

Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation

I've had friends and family who have directly benefited from their work when their children were diagnosed with cancer. Two very excellent organizations.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5489 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:28 pm to
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I'm participating in no shave 2015 so far


pic or gtfo
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42072 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:28 pm to
no lol. but its enough to were I can't grow a beard or a mustache. Which is great because I can't stand facial hair.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Science disagrees with you



Science also says that women like a man with money and a big cock. I believe those two things will make up for my lack of facial hair this month.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:28 pm to
Thanks, always good to hear a positive review of a charity. There's so many shady fricks out there.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179203 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:29 pm to
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that women like a man with money and a big cock.


So you're triple fricked.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:30 pm to
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So you're triple fricked.



If by "triple fricked", you mean ganged up on by your mom, wife, and sister, then yeah, I guess I am.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21589 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:31 pm to
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How many lives did this save last year? That's right - 0.


No Shave November Fund Raising


BTW...frick you. I have a nephew and a daughter of a very close friend who are both alive today due to early diagnosis and treatment of Neuroblastoma. If the money helps support further research, then I'm all for it.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179203 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
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pic or gtfo



Nah but it's pretty thick and badass. I have trimmed it some here and there to shape it so my sides don't stick out past my ears and such. I'll probably whack it down some in the next week or two before I head to New York for a meeting and that makes me sad.
Posted by SCOOBA_OLD
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2015
220 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
I don't think I shaved in October so it may be a no shave 4th quarter. I can probably clean it up in time for Christmas.
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:34 pm to
How about just donate money instead of participating in this stupid shite ?
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:39 pm to
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How about just donate money instead of participating in this stupid shite ?



Because then you wouldn't be a fricking lemming, and you wouldn't be able to flood social media with a bunch of "look at me and my facial hair" bullshite for an entire month.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119639 posts
Posted on 11/3/15 at 3:42 pm to
Sounds like the dude who took your girl must've had a nice big beard and hog.
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