re: Next TD board??

The "because frick you, that's why" board.

Pitbull Board
Florida Board
Horny Teacher Board

Vehicle board


Well as u may know Rudy join the Navy a couple of month's ago and I been chiling with my Color friend Carl a lot more . Thats OK and everything, with Carl I don't gotta worry about some dicklicker tryina pick up dude's when we're out getting tore down . Because Rudy is Gay and they let them in the Navy now . And besides Navy is the most Gay of the Arm Forces so they couldnt wait to sign his floppy arse up .

Well anyway, Carl's mom (he don't have a dad, like I said, he's Color) is a alcaholic and she make's her own liquor out of a jug of Mccormick's with a jar of Marshino Cherry's in it . She call's it Shorty's . Well me and Carl and Carl's mom was sitting around getting tore down on Shorty's . Well Carl and me been working for Austin Bridge and ROad on account of my a-hole Stepdad Monty is the Site Foreman . Because he has lots of experience as a Trusty at Gatesville driving front loader's and shite . Anyways, that Dickbag Monty got us a job slinging hotmix on the road outside Carl's house . Well we was already tork as frick on them Shorty's like A heater in a free cheese line . wouldn't you know Carl's whore mom pass out again like always .

Well me and Carl was faded and if u know anything about Shorty's besides they give you the awful buttpees its that they make u hungry af so we hop in my truck and head out to get some grunb . well we did not get far lets just say Carl try to peel out and he got our shite spun and stuck in the ditch .

Well low and be-hole that is right where we have been working as Tar Jockey's . Well one thing led to another thing and A tow truck is a ripoff and that AssFaget Monty owes me one On Account of I come home last week and caught him jackenoff to some fat lard looking bitch that ain't my mom on the WebCam . and if my mom kick him out of the house he violates and they will send him back to Gatesville .

Well anyways I call that Gaylord Monty and tell him what happen and can he bring a chain and his truck over to Carls Momma house . seven teen minutes later he rolls up and Im still drunk as shite on Shorty's but long story short I accidentlly pulled the axel off .

Well at this time Monty and Carl are losing there shite so I punched Carl on the dick .

Anyways Monty get's this idea, because he knows a little about insurance . long story short I ran a front loader into my truck and that shite is broke . like it got totally destroy

so because it happen on the Work Site, it's on their insurance or whatever, so they got me a EnterPrise Rental Car a 2015 Dodge Journey . and it has X--M so I don't know how to change the frickin radio off of channel 120 BBC WORLD they never play any music . I am very interested in getting this changed as I do not care about Norwegia or whatever they have been talking about this morning .

Thank you for youre help

New Orleans > Houston board

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special needs person having car trouble

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Just fix your car, baw

How about a board for poors? That is, Walmart, tattoos, etc. - all trashy subjects, all the time. But then having a separate board connotes exclusivity, which they don't deserve, being poor and all. So how about one for haves, and then ban the poors from accessing it?

Vacation board would be cool.

Figured you'd want a Landscaping/Home Depot Board.

Workout board.