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New Mexico woman accused of hurting 3 police officers during welfare check

Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:03 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:03 am
How does one butt-head someone
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Police arrested a woman they say hurt three officers who were conducting a welfare check at a gas station late Saturday night in Las Cruces
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Officers were dispatched to to a Valero gas station on the 3100 block of N. Main St. for a welfare check on a woman, identified as 31-year-old Candy Luna Santana, who was sleeping near the entrance. When officers arrived they found Santana alseep.
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Officers woke Santana up to make sure she was OK. Santana then became angry and grabbed one of the officers around the neck, scratching him and spitting at his face
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Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer.
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Santana is being charged with four counts of battery to a peace officer. The charges are all fourth-degree felony counts.
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This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 8:16 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:04 am to
Candy Santana?

Sounds like a porn name.

also,
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butt-headed


sounds like a porn move.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:05 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Candy Santana? Sounds like a porn name. also, quote:butt-headed sounds like a porn move.
I'm visualizing her hitting them with her butt on their heads.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45539 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:07 am to
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Officers woke Santana up


I feel like you gotta let her slide on this one. Maybe next time break a window and poke her with a stick.

Eta: I thought she was in a house.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 8:09 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20404 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:07 am to
What dumb arse cop gets close enough to a sleeping homeless person to get grabbed around the neck? You wake up a drunk/druggie/crazy by kicking them in the bottom of the feet while standing as far away as possible.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:08 am to
Fun fact, that’s Carlos’ daughter. The guy who did the song Smooth with matchbox 20.
This post was edited on 7/11/18 at 8:16 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:09 am to
quote:

What dumb arse cop gets close enough to a sleeping homeless person to get grabbed around the neck? You wake up a drunk/druggie/crazy by kicking them in the bottom of the feet while standing as far away as possible.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Fun fact, that’s Carlos’ daughter. The guy who do the song Smooth with matchbox 20.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:17 am to
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:19 am to
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grabbed one of the officers around the neck
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then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer.


I sense she's in good physical condition. Welfare confirmed.


Actually sounds almost like a choreographed action movie from the 80's. Grab 1st around neck while kicking another to crotch followed by head butting the 3rd.

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:21 am to
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Actually sounds almost like a choreographed action movie from the 80's. Grab 1st around neck while kicking another to crotch followed by head butting the 3rd.
No, no, its butt-heading. Whatever that is.
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
5451 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 8:55 am to
She's got to change her evil ways.

Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14866 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:10 am to
She looks like Richard Ramirez's sister.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:11 am to
Baaaaby
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:47 am to
quote:

quote:
Actually sounds almost like a choreographed action movie from the 80's. Grab 1st around neck while kicking another to crotch followed by head butting the 3rd.

No, no, its butt-heading. Whatever that is.


That'd be a Jackie Chan move, hitting with the butt.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:48 am to
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feel like you gotta let her slide on this one.


Yep, they should at least have had coffee in hand
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/11/18 at 9:53 am to
quote:

That'd be a Jackie Chan move, hitting with the butt.
Ah yes, I forgot about that.
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