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Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:39 pm to LucasP
This dinner don't be smelling like a non-fart.
Those lights don't be turning themselves off when you walk out.
It's hard to hear this tv when you don't be non-talking.
Those lights don't be turning themselves off when you walk out.
It's hard to hear this tv when you don't be non-talking.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:43 pm to LucasP
quote:
the wife
Whose wife? I always figured you lived alone in a shack writing your "how to troll the OT" manifesto.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:46 pm to KG6
Can you but the AC on, it be blisternin'
I can't stop these puns, I keep on gigglin'
I wish I could, I just ain't got the discipline
I can't stop these puns, I keep on gigglin'
I wish I could, I just ain't got the discipline
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:46 pm to LucasP
start puttin out, so I dont be mistressin'
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:47 pm to Displaced
quote:
Better open them thighs, I'm coming in fisting
Better close them thighs, I don't wanna be fishing.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 3:49 pm to Breesus
quote:
Whose wife? I always figured you lived alone in a shack writing your "how to troll the OT" manifesto.
That's pretty good but please keep it in the form of "you don't be ______-ening".
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:02 pm to MightyYat
quote:
Where the frick does your wife work?
for a State of Louisiana agency more than likely
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:04 pm to LucasP
If I was your wife, I'd poison your dinner.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:04 pm to LucasP
Make my lunch or you'll get a quick punch
Or I'll be punching to keep with the theme
Or I'll be punching to keep with the theme
This post was edited on 2/15/17 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:07 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
The food don't look to be cooking so you best be booking
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:07 pm to ChineseBandit66
it's a place where there's no excuse for that kind of grammar. It's a petpeeve of hers, which is why I need a bunch of these locked and loaded for after work.Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:08 pm to LucasP
Get with the flow and don't be no hoe
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:08 pm to LucasP
quote:
Need some pun help to piss off the Mrs
Tell her she's just like her mother.
Women fricking hate that shite.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:10 pm to Sentrius
My name ain't Tommy but you act like your mommy
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:10 pm to Sentrius
Don't pitch no fit, I ain't down with that shite
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:13 pm to LucasP
quote:
That's pretty good but please keep it in the form of "you don't be ______-ening".
If that bothers her, try the phrase "be all" and "be all like". It's quite versatile and can replace words like "was" and "said".
"My mom had a doctors appointment today and she be all upset and nervous."
"I asked if I could leave work early and my boss be all like 'No'."
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:14 pm to LucasP
If you keep antagonizing your wife, you won't be getting any satisfaction-istening.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:17 pm to atxfan
Will if she is being a prick then she ain't getting no dick.
Posted on 2/15/17 at 4:37 pm to LucasP
You're getting pretty fat; you don't be fitnessing.
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