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Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:50 am to
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:50 am to
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No I don’t call her mommy she calls me daddy though

You're dating a woman six years older than you who sets the boundaries on the relationship and she calls you Daddy? Hm.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
70532 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:55 am to
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My girlfriend is coming to spend time with me this weekend but she said she wants to see if I have self control and we can just hang out and watch tv no touching or kissing. We’ve only been together 3 months is this a red flag
If a troll: whateves.

If for real: bolt with extreme quickness as she is attempting to friend zone you and then take steps to step up your alpha game brah.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63040 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 10:56 am to
She's banging another guy, time to move on. Thanks for subscribing to the service.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18915 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:00 am to
What kind of self control shouldn’t she want someone to be attracted to her? What fricking magazine test did she get this out of??? Ask her
End it now if you wanted a friend to look at go find a bar hooters twin peaks etc at least you know you can leave when you want not her she will be there all weekend.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63040 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:02 am to
A 43 year old that takes pics like this isn't a long term investment baw. She's banging someone else and will replace you in half a day once you cut her loose.


Eta: This is NOT this "woman" you're referencing.


This whole post is probably fake.


This post was edited on 4/29/21 at 11:05 am
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7625 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:03 am to
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she wants to see if I have self control


You take her shopping for clothes or jewelry. Let her find something she really likes. When youre in line to check out, tell her you think its a good time to practice self control and put the items back on the rack.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97163 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:04 am to
She is fricking someone else and will feel bad is she fricks you because she likes and the respects the other guy more, but still wants to be pampered and hang around you and not hurt your feelings yet.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71858 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:04 am to
wait! that's supposed to be the GF?

likely has a massive bush, hairy underarms and doesn't bathe regularly
Posted by Icky woods
Member since Apr 2021
42 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:05 am to
that’s us together
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63040 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:05 am to
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wait! that's supposed to be the GF?


It's not. He just Googled an image. Reverse image search and you'll see it pop up on pinterest.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:06 am to
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that’s us together

Did she dye her hair?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
63040 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:06 am to
Alright, glad you admit it.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9219 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:07 am to
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My girlfriend is coming to spend time with me this weekend but she said she wants to see if I have self control and we can just hang out and watch tv no touching or kissing. 


Pretty weird request.

I'd send her packing for being weird.


I suggest finding someone that is the opposite of this female. One that only wants to smash, no conversation, tv, or anything else that's not smashing.
Posted by Icky woods
Member since Apr 2021
42 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:08 am to
It’s not a troll but I’m not posting pics of my gf for you guys she’s an ot 6
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21778 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:11 am to
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My girlfriend is coming to spend time with me this weekend

Is this a distance relationship? Is this an online relationship and this is going to be the first time y'all hang out irl?
quote:

she said she wants to see if I have self control and we can just hang out and watch tv no touching or kissing.

Yeah, that's kind of odd. Have y'all kissed before if this isn't the first time you have hung out irl?
quote:

We’ve only been together 3 months is this a red flag

The theme of my response to your OP is: we need more information, but if this isn't a purely online/long distance relationship, then yes, I would consider this a major red flag.
This post was edited on 4/29/21 at 11:12 am
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23479 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:11 am to
The correct answer is she has some hickeys and they are not from u
Posted by Icky woods
Member since Apr 2021
42 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:12 am to
She lives an hour away so no it’s not really long distance. We’ve been banging since February.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
12027 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:13 am to
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My girlfriend is coming to spend time with me this weekend but she said she wants to see if I have self control and we can just hang out and watch tv no touching or kissing. We’ve only been together 3 months is this a red flag



Jerk off and bust a fatty on her stomach then ask her to leave
Posted by Icky woods
Member since Apr 2021
42 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:13 am to
She comes to see me 3 or four times a week
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
12027 posts
Posted on 4/29/21 at 11:16 am to
You’re either completely trolling or you’re a socially awkward douche
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