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Need help with an email to my boss
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:53 am
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:53 am
How do I tactfully compose an email to my boss letting him know I'll be late tomorrow because I'm going to a Wrestlemania?
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:54 am to REB BEER
Ima suggest you leave out the part about the wrestlemania...
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:54 am to REB BEER
You should use a crayon font.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:54 am to REB BEER
Just tell him you're really sick
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:55 am to Draconian Sanctions
man up and get your arse to work on time ...
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:56 am to REB BEER
Tell him you have a personal matter to take care of and you'll stay late if anything needs to be made up.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 10:56 am to Bullfrog
It should start with "Listen up brother"
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:00 am to BuddyLAM
tell him there was a tornado at your house
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:01 am to REB BEER
I'd fire your arse for even considering coming in late to work on account of a redneck wrestling show.
I went to a concert, finished at 11, drove 6 hours, slept 2, and made it to work at 8.
And that was a summer job.
I went to a concert, finished at 11, drove 6 hours, slept 2, and made it to work at 8.
And that was a summer job.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:02 am to TIGERSTORM
quote:
It should start with "Listen up brother"
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:04 am to REB BEER
Just swap shifts with Lavontarious or get the drive thru girl to cover the fries for a couple hours.
This post was edited on 4/6/14 at 11:06 am
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:05 am to REB BEER
Listen up brother!,
I regret to inform you that I feel THE CRUEL FACE OF SICKNESS CLIMB INTO THE RING WITH ME!!! (insert pyrotechnics). As a precautionary measure and to avoid endangering anyone else, I feel I must call in sick UNLESS YOU WISH EVERYONE THERE TO FEEL THE WRATH OFEXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!! (glass breaking and wicked guitar solo.) I'd be more than happy to work from home if you need me to CRUSH MY DAILY OBJECTIVES LIKE A CHAIR TO THE FACE!.
Thank you for understanding,
Signed,
THE ULTIMATE WORKER!
I regret to inform you that I feel THE CRUEL FACE OF SICKNESS CLIMB INTO THE RING WITH ME!!! (insert pyrotechnics). As a precautionary measure and to avoid endangering anyone else, I feel I must call in sick UNLESS YOU WISH EVERYONE THERE TO FEEL THE WRATH OFEXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!! (glass breaking and wicked guitar solo.) I'd be more than happy to work from home if you need me to CRUSH MY DAILY OBJECTIVES LIKE A CHAIR TO THE FACE!.
Thank you for understanding,
Signed,
THE ULTIMATE WORKER!
This post was edited on 4/6/14 at 11:22 am
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:07 am to REB BEER
Just say you'll be late showing up to work tomorrow and that any time you miss will be made up.
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:09 am to TIGERSTORM
Should I threaten him with the people's elbow or the 24" pythons if he tries to reprimand me?
I need some advice guys
I need some advice guys
Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:10 am to TIGERSTORM
quote:
It should start with "Listen up brother"
This

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Posted on 4/6/14 at 11:10 am to REB BEER
Mail him a sock and say that if he likes his face sans mandible claw, he'll shut the frick up about it.
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