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NC Sheriff searching for perp who got off with a 12" vibrator
Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:53 pm
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he Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office responded to a Leland home earlier this week after someone reportedly broke in and stole a sex toy. The sheriff’s office incident report shows a breaking and entering and larceny happened on Wednesday around 7:30 p.m. on Buckwood Court in Leland.
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A 12? adult toy, valued at $30, was taken from the home, according to the report. The report shows that was the only item stolen. If you know any information, contact the sheriff’s office.

Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:58 pm to arseinclarse
The suspect is believed to be tired and walking funny.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:00 pm to arseinclarse
That scene from Porky's (in the principal's office) would go well with this thread 
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:00 pm to arseinclarse
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If you know any information, contact the sheriff’s office.
Was it a hot female? If I knew her I would make a deal with her to not turn her in
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:00 pm to arseinclarse
I'm sure they got off with a "12" vibrator.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:01 pm to arseinclarse
And who the frick calls the police to report one missing dildo?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:03 pm to arseinclarse
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perp who got off with a 12" vibrator

Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:04 pm to ksayetiger
Orgazmo’s side kick, Choda Boy
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:05 pm to arseinclarse
Yeah yeah, Oscar Meyer even, foot-long Dodger Dog! A weenie!
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:06 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:13 pm to arseinclarse
So I can get a 6" for $15?
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:16 pm to arseinclarse
Hilarity aside, I suppose this could be a budding sexual deviant in the area.
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:23 pm to Ssubba
12” & Toy...Sounds like a paradox.
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