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NC Sheriff searching for perp who got off with a 12" vibrator

Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:53 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:53 pm
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he Brunswick County Sheriff’s Office responded to a Leland home earlier this week after someone reportedly broke in and stole a sex toy. The sheriff’s office incident report shows a breaking and entering and larceny happened on Wednesday around 7:30 p.m. on Buckwood Court in Leland.


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A 12? adult toy, valued at $30, was taken from the home, according to the report. The report shows that was the only item stolen. If you know any information, contact the sheriff’s office.


Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105168 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 12:58 pm to
The suspect is believed to be tired and walking funny.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:00 pm to
That scene from Porky's (in the principal's office) would go well with this thread
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

If you know any information, contact the sheriff’s office.



Was it a hot female? If I knew her I would make a deal with her to not turn her in
Posted by Porkchop Express
Penderbrook
Member since Aug 2014
3964 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:00 pm to
I'm sure they got off with a "12" vibrator.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:01 pm to
And who the frick calls the police to report one missing dildo?
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

perp who got off with a 12" vibrator

Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105168 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:04 pm to
Orgazmo’s side kick, Choda Boy
Posted by ezride25
Constitutional Republic
Member since Nov 2008
26805 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:05 pm to
Yeah yeah, Oscar Meyer even, foot-long Dodger Dog! A weenie!
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:06 pm to
Posted by Get Real Bro
Member since Dec 2015
207 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:13 pm to
Sounds Crack Related
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7540 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:13 pm to
So I can get a 6" for $15?
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25961 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:16 pm to
Hilarity aside, I suppose this could be a budding sexual deviant in the area.
Posted by Get Real Bro
Member since Dec 2015
207 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:23 pm to
12” & Toy...Sounds like a paradox.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29911 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:31 pm to
"Perp" or "perv"?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105168 posts
Posted on 10/1/19 at 1:34 pm to
Yes.
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