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re: NASA has a job opening for someone to defend Earth from aliens — and it pays a six-figure
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:00 am to Hammond Tiger Fan
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:00 am to Hammond Tiger Fan
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•They're also supposed to help prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth
Aliens are smart. They'll say they are traveling and will be free to go.
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:24 am to Rize
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:36 am to Hammond Tiger Fan
This guy (or gal) is the go-to person for space crashed on earth and there are more than you think.
I'm sure this job isn't exactly 24/7 lol....but it's not a nothing job either.
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I'm sure this job isn't exactly 24/7 lol....but it's not a nothing job either.
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:43 am to ksayetiger
I'm actually completely qualified for this. I'd like to have a badass title like Planetary Protection Officer. That would be a hell of an introduction with chicks - "hey I'm Upperdecker, and I'm the Planetary Protection Officer."
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:45 am to Upperdecker
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"hey I'm Upperdecker, and I'm the Planetary Protection Officer."
Sounds good until the alien leaves an upperdecker in the toilet and you have to clean it out. That's what "preventing the spread of alien microbes" entails
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:47 am to dbeck
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That's what "preventing the spread of alien microbes" entails
That's the only part of the job I'm questioning my qualifications since I really don't know crap about Microbes, but I've watched enough alien invasion movies and shows to have some good ideas on how to combat them.
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:07 am to Hammond Tiger Fan
Paging Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones...
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:40 am to Hammond Tiger Fan
I've already been doing this part of the job for the entire 50 years since the treaty was signed:
You see any alien microbes anywhere? PAY ME!
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prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth
You see any alien microbes anywhere? PAY ME!
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