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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.

Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:57 pm to
There he is. Red shirt. Right in front of the bar on the left.

That's the guy who is going to lay a rope down your wife's back.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:57 pm to
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Nice job, psychiatrist/marriage counselor.

You nailed it.

That’s exactly what this thread was about.


Sorry dude but your wife is likly taking on multiple guys every day shes on that cruise.

Hope you didnt pay for it
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

Dude they change the water in the pools


hourly?


That tub couldn't serve as a large aquarium. There is like a ton of human in it.

The composition of that water is something like:

80 percent H20
6 percent urine
2 percent fecal material
5 percent skin cells
3 percent semen
2 percent di Gio
1 percent aquanaut
1 percent unknown/undiscovered

Then it festers.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33525 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Have some flagyl and diflucan waiting for her at home.



Spreading her pussy is gonna be like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131597 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:00 pm to
Cruise Jody gonna plow your wife
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:02 pm to
I’ve been on the OT for almost 15 years.

I knew there were gonna be some jokes about my wife getting some dick mixed in, but we are at four pages of mostly that.

SAD!
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

She’s about to get pounded by a few pool boys and rando



And I've been eating nothing but almonds and peptides.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33514 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:02 pm to
Carnival cruises out of NOLA are super trashy
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7625 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:03 pm to
Given the average weight in that picture, I'm guessing a 3-night cruise?
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
12072 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

1 percent unknown/undiscovered



jerry curls and perm
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56552 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:04 pm to


Guys playing golf for weekend is different than a dang girl cruise or Vegas trip.

Anytime a group of married women are dressing up or getting into a bikini, ordering drinks, are out of town for more than 2 days, without their husbands is usually not a good idea

Thankfully my wife has zero desire to relive her 20's
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17717 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:06 pm to


Bottom Corner
Is that the back of your wife's friend's head?

6/10
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:07 pm to
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jerry curls and perm

Those are on the drowning victims, I suppose that counts
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:08 pm to
Better than the banana boat.

Sometimes gays hold conventions on cruises as an event. It then becomes known as a banana boat, where then any unsold rooms can apparently be bought with a jokable enhanced discount.

But then you're on the banana boat.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34401 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:08 pm to
Bout to get railed.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:09 pm to
Black guy top left just called dibs on a bbw
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
167548 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:10 pm to
kid in the safari hat is going to fap the whole cruise looking at black bathing suit.

Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:10 pm to


The toes in the center bottom actually look kinda nice. I hope the guy to her right is her dad and I am not scoping out some 70 year olds feet.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:11 pm to
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I’ve been on the OT for almost 15 years.

I knew there were gonna be some jokes about my wife getting some dick mixed in, but we are at four pages of mostly that.

SAD!
You can't say the thought hasn't crossed your mind since she told you she was going on a girls cruise.

I'm not saying it's going to happen, but the stage has been set.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61447 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:11 pm to
She can probably feel his stare. Like someone is trying to start a fire on her arse with a magnifying glass
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