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My wife made me a Dolly Parton coconut cake today

Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:42 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41546 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:42 pm
Apparently these are hard to come by and I know why! That was without a doubt the best homemade cake I’ve had in my life. Either I’m easy to impress or it’s just that good - either way, if you happen to see this in the store, get one. Or five. Seriously, it was that good. My fat arse ate almost the entire thing myself from 9 to 5 and I have no regrets.




This post was edited on 6/19/22 at 8:46 pm
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101915 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:43 pm to
My wife made one a few weeks back. It was really damn good.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:44 pm to
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My fat arse ate almost the entire thing myself and I have no regrets.


What’s that sound?

Oh it’s Mingo coming in hot
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:46 pm to
Pics of the cake? Two mounds I assume?
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:46 pm to
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My wife


Pics?

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Dolly Parton coconut cake


Pics?

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My fat arse


Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41546 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 8:47 pm to
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Pics of the cake?

I can provide those after my coffee in the morning.
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Two mounds I assume?

It might be three. I ate a lot today.
Posted by TigerTatorPots
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2018
155 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:26 pm to
Her cakes are great but I can’t recommend the cream pies enough
Posted by OGtigerfan87
North La
Member since Feb 2019
3361 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:34 pm to
If you drank milk with it Mingo is gonna be pissed!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53613 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:35 pm to
Dolly still sort of does it for me, even if she is an old lesbian.
This post was edited on 6/19/22 at 9:37 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53613 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:36 pm to
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If you drank milk with it Mingo is gonna be pissed!

That sawed off little ball of hate is going to be pissed about something anyway. Go on and eat your cake.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:36 pm to
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I can’t recommend the cream pies enough


Never pull these out of the icebox. Leave them in and let the juices marinate
Posted by Lightning
Texas
Member since May 2014
2297 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:37 pm to
If it's homemade, how is it hard to come by? And how am I supposed to pick one up if I see it in the store? I'm confused.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5268 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:38 pm to
Is this a code name for a weird sex position?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53613 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:40 pm to
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If it's homemade, how is it hard to come by? And how am I supposed to pick one up if I see it in the store? I'm confused.

I think it is a cake mix. So, homemade, but not from scratch.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48363 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:41 pm to
That is correct
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28936 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 9:51 pm to


Obviously her tits are huge, but who knew she's got a nice arse too? Good shite Dolly.
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
932 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 10:00 pm to
Dolly is an American treasure. Mt. Rushmore worthy. She also wrote “I’ll will always Love You” and sang it better than Elvis or Whitney. Yes I said it, meet me at Sonic if you think otherwise.
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4313 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 10:08 pm to
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Is this a code name for a weird sex position?



The "Dolly Parton Coconut Cake" is when you do a line off her massive boobs as you orgasm.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7356 posts
Posted on 6/19/22 at 10:13 pm to
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Is this a code name for a weird sex position? The "Dolly Parton Coconut Cake" is when you do a line off her massive boobs as you orgasm.


I believe that is the Hunter Biden.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57243 posts
Posted on 6/20/22 at 10:35 am to
Her banana cake was better than the coconut. But the coconut was delicious.

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She also wrote “I’ll will always Love You” and sang it better than Elvis or Whitney

My favorite Dolly comment. I went to her concert in New Orleans and she said people always ask her if she's mad Whitney Houston sang the song better than her, she said hell no, I get paid everytime it's played.

I love her so much.
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