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Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:22 pm to Olric
Having a baby is expensive enough, and my kid will have the ugliest of the birthstones. I don’t need or want a push present.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:22 pm to Olric
Tell her that you will “push” her shite in while her pussy is recovering from the episiotomy.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:26 pm to Olric
I didn't get no gift. I was thankful for two healthy babies.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:28 pm to Olric
Tell her you're saving up for a Mariucci for little Graysyn.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:29 pm to Olric
Didn't get my wife a damned thing after either of mine were born.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:29 pm to Olric
quote:
we are not currently pregnant
We?
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:29 pm to udtiger
quote:well they aint your kids
Didn't get my wife a damned thing after either of mine were born.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:33 pm to OWLFAN86
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Didn't get my wife a damned thing after either of mine were born.
well they aint your kids
Well their real dad must look just like me.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:37 pm to Olric
My wife asked very casually and I answered “no because I am an adult”
Kid #2 was easy because I didn’t have to say it again
Kid #2 was easy because I didn’t have to say it again
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:49 pm to Olric
WTF is a push gift?
Posted on 1/30/20 at 9:53 pm to Olric
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To provide a "push" gift after having a baby, I told her the only gift she should need is the living breathing thing that she "pushes" out and if she thinks otherwise than she probably isnt ready for a baby and now I'm in trouble.
You're correct.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 10:11 am to Olric
I do flowers and pay the hospital/doctor bill. If that don’t cut it for her, then she’s with the wrong dude.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 10:26 am to Olric
Just by a blowup pool float and an ice pck.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:37 am to Olric
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To provide a "push" gift after having a baby,
Have yall heard of this nonsense?
Push presents and all the nasty single mom/Tinder BS is why I'm waiting for my tax return to come in so I can order my animatronic doll this spring. Just need to hold onto my celibacy another 3 months.
Between the herpes/clap, leeching your money, letting themselves go and the constant nagging and gay crap like push presents, FB/Insta photo ops, real women have really painted themselves into a corner.
My doll won't be able to move and won't be able to make me a sandwich but at least it won't talk and I can throw it in the closet when done. It's a win - win.
Plus no pregnancy scares. Praise the lord for realistic dolls.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 12:17 pm to Olric
mine told me the same for ours... I told her to eat shite. The kid is 7 now and we are still happily married.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 12:41 pm to Olric
Just buy her a peloton or a gym membership so she can drop that baby weight
Posted on 1/31/20 at 12:44 pm to Jibbajabba
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A push present? A baby moon? A gender reveal party? A baby shower? Jesus Christ.
There was once a great period of time in America where the woman would go push the baby out in the bedroom then a couple hours later be making dinner
Posted on 1/31/20 at 12:48 pm to Olric
WTF... 
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