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re: My wife just got locked up.

Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:45 pm to
Posted by Dead End
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:45 pm to
Has this story been verified or produced pics yet?

Sounds like a troll.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 3:52 pm
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140710 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:47 pm to
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Maybe she's underage


With a 10 year old kid?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
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Member since Jan 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:50 pm to
This is fake, but the thread has been entertaining. I'll have to deduct some points for the initial lie, but the creativity, coupled with an overwhelming amount of quality replies will merit a decent score.


7/10
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
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This is fake, but the thread has been entertaining. I'll have to deduct some points for the initial lie, but the creativity, coupled with an overwhelming amount of quality replies will merit a decent score.


7/10


Isn't that all we can ask for in the OT?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48156 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
Who gets an in-home breathalyzer for a DUI?


Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7675 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
This thread reminds me of something that happened to me. It was about 10 years ago. We had hired a new sales rep and he was riding with me for a few weeks. One day his phone goes off and he gets real shaky. Hangs up and tells me his girl friend just got sentenced for a 4th DUI. We finish the day and he heads to parish prison to see her. Early the next morning he calls me and wants to take the day off because he's shook up. I tell him hell no and I'll see him shortly.
He is totally screwed up for days.
She got out and about 2 months later I meet her at a company outing. She was one of the skankiest broads I have ever seen... a total mismatch for this guy. He didn't last long with our company but it was the talk for a long time.

I know...CSB '
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:52 pm to
Absolutely!
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4986 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:54 pm to
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Because it's fricking funny in a way and I'm bored


Yep, your kid is definitely at risk to grow up famous. Or at least notorious.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
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Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:54 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 2:50 am
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126303 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:54 pm to
Late, but...

Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4986 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:56 pm to
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Not her look at the date of arrest it was 3 days ago.
I know but was wishing good for him.



He said the arrest was back in May.

Bond revocation is something different.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7235 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 3:59 pm to
Serve her papers in jail
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9264 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:00 pm to
I've never heard of a breathalyzer at home in the fashion that a vehicle can be equipped with an interlock device. I'm not saying this doesn't exist, but in my experience, people with numerous alcohol-related arrests will wear a bracelet that detects alcohol in the blood through contact with skin.

That way it's a constant monitor without forcing someone to be at home throughout the day.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 4:01 pm
Posted by detmut
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
2365 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:01 pm to
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Fear not. Conjugal Visit Sex is the best sex that you will ever have.

I read this somewhere.


Fugitive sex is better
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4986 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:02 pm to
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If she sits in jail long enough she can horde some of the fruits she gets with lunch and make herself a nice homemade liquor stash.


Paging Scruffy! Call for Mr. Scruffy! We've got a pocket-hanger just waiting for your tap-in.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:02 pm to
Did you bail her out yet?

What did your kid say when you told him?
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
140710 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:03 pm to
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He said the arrest was back in May. Bond revocation is something different


No I was talking about the booking of an inmate they showed.

They give you the date and time they were booked into the jail on arrest.org and dallas county website.
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 4:05 pm
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3858 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:08 pm to
Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
4986 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

quote:
Maybe she's underage

With a 10 year old kid?



Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27927 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 4:10 pm to
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She was one of the skankiest broads I have ever seen...


Well mine isn't bad looking and has big arse titties, and a drinking problem
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