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re: My neighbor‘s daughter (18) made out with an older man last night
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:57 pm to SuperSaint
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:57 pm to SuperSaint
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how long you limp-wristed dipshits think handing some fella a proper arse whopping will land a Baw in jail?
Mother frickers have zero chest, lol.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:57 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Coming home with abrasions on her knees.
Some of you dudes live in your own fantasies too much
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:58 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Mother frickers have zero chest, lol.
This has been undoubtedly verified.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:00 pm to Porpus
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hat's what I said. People are in Angola because they had bodies in their crawlspace and shite, not because they punched some clown for groping their teenage daughter
frick around and the wrong (right) cop shows up and you don’t even go to jail.
I don’t know about how they do things there, but I know quite a few NOPD that would write that in a manner that would not warrant even a seat in the back of the car.
If by chance I did go to jail, eat a fricking bologna sandwich and wait for my attorney to get me out.
It’s not that hard.
This post was edited on 2/12/25 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:01 pm to hometownhero89
What if the dad went to beat up the old creepy guy and got his arse kicked?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:01 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Why in the frick would he have anything to apologize for? The girl literally walked up to him and started kissing him. If anything, the young girl owes him an apology, this is a very small community and I’m sure his son is humiliated finding out what happened Although she initiated the entire thing, he’s gonna have egg on his face for not telling her to stop
I wouldn’t let you chaperone dogs knowing you let 45 year old dudes masquerading as men be any type of victim in this.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:02 pm to hometownhero89
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I wouldn’t let you chaperone dogs knowing you let 45 year old dudes masquerading as men be any type of victim in this.
This. All of this. wtf is wrong with some of you?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:03 pm to HeadCall
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HeadCall
What if a jackass put his email containing his government name on a message board? How long do you think it would take to know who he is?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:06 pm to hometownhero89
I don’t care you fricking weirdo 
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:08 pm to HeadCall
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I don’t care you fricking weirdo
I guess we’ll find out how far Amabassador Status goes with your area manager.
This post was edited on 2/12/25 at 6:09 pm
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:10 pm to hometownhero89
You have some serious issues my friend.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:11 pm to HeadCall
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You have some serious issues my friend
You flew too close to the sun Icarus.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:13 pm to hometownhero89
What are you gonna do? Call my “area manager,” whatever that is, and complain about some jokes I made on the internet? 
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:17 pm to Porpus
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People are in Angola because they had bodies in their crawlspace and shite, not because they punched some clown for groping their teenage daughter
People in Angola too because they whipped somebody's arse and took it too far, arse whippee fell and hit their head, etc. and they caught a more serious charge.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:33 pm to HeadCall
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I don’t care you fricking weirdo
Settle down, Austin.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 7:52 pm to touchdownjeebus
This might be the greatest troll of all time maybe the OP stuck his dick down and is trying to justify
Posted on 2/12/25 at 8:22 pm to Lake08
So what happened??? We need deets!
Posted on 2/12/25 at 10:11 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
How did this become 16 pages?
I remember reading it initially and not thinking it was going to be much of anything.
Can we get a top reply with some posts showing why this thread is still active?
I remember reading it initially and not thinking it was going to be much of anything.
Can we get a top reply with some posts showing why this thread is still active?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 10:32 pm to dallastigers
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How did this become 16 pages?
I remember reading it initially and not thinking it was going to be much of anything.
Can we get a top reply with some posts showing why this thread is still active?
There aren't any great posts and probably no good ones here. The basic story is: OP's neighbor, 45, chaperoned a party for teenagers. Some 18 year old girl, on a dare, "made out with him" and now people are - ignoring it? Gossiping? I'm not really sure, but there is a lot of interest on the OT by people who don't know anyone involved. Original poster, assuming the story is true, has either expertly stoked it along from time to time, or as he would put it just responded to others, by throwing in tantalizing elements like he thinks the girl is not good-looking. That just prompts more people to talk here.
I think it got to 16 pages because it contains so many timelessly interesting topics here: young women, (the thought of) sex, the idea of an old guy having a shot with a young girl, then the keyboard tough-talk fantasies of "I'd kick his arse" / "I'd set him straight in a hurry".
Basically there's never going to be any shortage of posters to talk about women in any kind of sexual situation, and never a shortage of posters to talk about all the beat-downs they "would have done if they were there."
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