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re: My Life Has Been Threatened

Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:04 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155542 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:04 am to
quote:

$15000 and $6000 is too much for a cartel hit.

The cartel is not going to give you a warning.

They won’t care to know your name.

It’s a scam or joke, have fun with the number

I'm glad you came in 6 pages later to straighten all of this out for him. He should be thankful.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78126 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:04 am to
quote:


You wont be laughing when I end up dead.
Who knows?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58658 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:06 am to
quote:

I'm glad you came in 6 pages later to straighten all of this out for him. He should be thankful.


Well, I’m not on TD at 1 AM

Too busy satisfying my duties to the gulf cartel
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10972 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:06 am to
This thread is a failure if it doesn't result in a flood of dick pics being sent to the ninja assassin.

I'll start.

Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Too busy satisfying my duties to the gulf cartel


Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58658 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:10 am to
Have to run the people across the river at night, less migra


I’ve also been receiving texts with some guy trying to light his farts on fire
Posted by Music_City_Tiger
Nashville, TN
Member since Feb 2018
1087 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:11 am to
Sounds like a new Indian scam.
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
3956 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:11 am to
Start asking some random shite like if he wants to invest in a food truck with you or has he had the chance to watch the first episode of Loki yet.
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:11 am to
quote:

I’ve also been receiving texts with some guy trying to light his farts on fire


Si, Chica.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43098 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:12 am to
quote:

You wont be laughing when I end up dead.


A true legend would never post again. Then in a few years someone can start a "What ever happened to that guy who got threatened by a Mexican Ninja" thread.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58658 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:16 am to
It’s ‘Sí’

Accent on the i, without the accent means ‘if’

¿Hablas español, también?
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:18 am to
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¿Hablas español, también?

Nope.
quote:

It’s ‘Sí’

Sorry, just a poor white boy. I don't do those fancy letter inflections.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58658 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:20 am to
quote:

just a poor white boy


Lol - I’m just a poor white girl

Doesn’t mean you can’t learn a different language
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49623 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:21 am to
Pics of Mexican Ninja.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
24757 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:23 am to
quote:

Lol - I’m just a poor white girl

Doesn’t mean you can’t learn a different language


I tried to learn Spanish on duolingo. All it kept talking about was milk and apples.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
24975 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:23 am to
So this is the evolution of the we hacked your web camera and got video of you wanking it.


Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:23 am to
quote:

$15000 and $6000 is too much for a cartel hit.

The cartel is not going to give you a warning.

They won’t care to know your name.

It’s a scam or joke, have fun with the number



Text the Mexican ninja hitman your squirting video just to see what he says
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Better to be out of 15k than dead


No, save the 15k. It'll cost that much for burial expenses.
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:25 am to
quote:

So this is the evolution of the we hacked your web camera and got video of you wanking it.


Experienced?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58658 posts
Posted on 6/22/21 at 10:25 am to
quote:

I tried to learn Spanish on duolingo. All it kept talking about was milk and apples


duolingo is a strange app - I wouldn’t teach a language that way but then again i have no idea what the best way go learn a language is

I learned my Spanish in Mexico
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