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My Lament for Today
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:07 pm
I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:09 pm to blueridgeTiger
Backpage is your friend, post pics
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:09 pm to blueridgeTiger
Old and poor? Sad, can't even afford a cheap hooker
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:10 pm to blueridgeTiger
Just get a chick drunk enough. Give her a lortab or three
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:10 pm to blueridgeTiger
the elephant man can get laid if he has enough $
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:12 pm to Walt OReilly
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Give her a lortab or three
where can you get that? I'm almost out of chlorform
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:12 pm to blueridgeTiger
Get divorced. That is one way to break the spell.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:17 pm to blueridgeTiger
Just be funny & have some confidence. Or rich.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:31 pm to blueridgeTiger
I love a Costanza quote.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:33 pm to blueridgeTiger
You're putting it on a pedestal boss
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:35 pm to blueridgeTiger
You can start by changing your sig quote.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 8:51 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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I love a Costanza quote.

This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 7:41 am
Posted on 4/27/16 at 8:55 pm to blueridgeTiger
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