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My Lament for Today

Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:07 pm
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22404 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:07 pm
I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:08 pm to
south america board
Posted by No8Easy2
in these ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11848 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:09 pm to
Backpage is your friend, post pics
Posted by Theboot32
Mandeville/Poplarville
Member since Jan 2016
2454 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:09 pm to
Old and poor? Sad, can't even afford a cheap hooker
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:09 pm to
Legally?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106059 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:10 pm to
Just get a chick drunk enough. Give her a lortab or three
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:10 pm to
the elephant man can get laid if he has enough $
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Give her a lortab or three

where can you get that? I'm almost out of chlorform
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
12171 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:12 pm to
Get divorced. That is one way to break the spell.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:17 pm to
Just be funny & have some confidence. Or rich.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:30 pm to
You can't drug them
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:31 pm to
I love a Costanza quote.
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:33 pm to
You're putting it on a pedestal boss
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66992 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 7:35 pm to
You can start by changing your sig quote.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22404 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

I love a Costanza quote.


This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 7:41 am
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10661 posts
Posted on 4/27/16 at 8:55 pm to
here ya go buddy!!

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