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re: My g/f just gave me the bait and switch

Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:58 pm to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5770 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

That apron better have diamonds in it


If it doesn't he better put it on and cook her a helluva meal that makes her panties wet while she relaxes and sips wine. Otherwise it is likely to get tired around his neck tonight while he sleeps.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:04 pm to
You should have made her something.

"Baby, it really bothered me not to get you a gift, even though we said we were saving money, so I wrote you this poem."
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

She's getting a Fleur De Lis apron.
Need pics of said gf wearing it. ...thinking about getting one for the wife. tyia.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 4:49 pm to
It's a trap.

Wife tried to pull that a few times and I figured it out. You never win and never believe I don't want anything.

She likes coach purses, so I buy a few which makes her happy.

Myself I got some small stuff.
End of January or early February I would like to purchase a new boat. Single man can do this.
Married man no matter how much money you got its better to have the upper hand.

That is how you play the game!
This post was edited on 12/24/15 at 4:52 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:01 pm to


This is always a winner.
Posted by Bugsdad
D-town
Member since Dec 2005
1152 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:07 pm to
and you fell for the "don't get me anything" ploy. Rookie mistake
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10071 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Fleur De Lis apron.



Hopefully its waterproof.
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
46979 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 6:02 pm to
Consider yourself lucky you didn't find out about this trap tomorrow.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98760 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

and getting engaged


Congrats on the eventual divorce

I keeeed. Best of luck and Merry Xmas
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

Hand to God, since we got married 20 years ago, we haven't bought each other Christmas gifts.

We don't buy birthday gifts or anniversary gifts.

We both buy something if we want it for ourselves throughout the year.

Doesn't bother me at all.



You see this shite OP? This girl doesn't know you, but she saw your post and thought "oh hell no I'm not gonna let them tell him what the deal is" so she's making up stories on Christmas eve just to frick you over.


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76192 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:23 pm to
Apparently a Laminator makes Arkansian womens moist.

Sorry to mention it late.

Good luck.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37413 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:24 pm to
Subscription to redbook
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:31 pm to
Get her a weed eater, she will look love it.
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