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My dog has figured out how to open my front door

Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:59 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:59 pm
The last few days I have come home to an open front door. I live in a pretty rural area and leaving your home unlocked is a pretty common practice. Nothing has been stolen and tonight, I figured out why my door has been open. My dog has figured out how to open it. I heard what sounded like a person manipulating the door handle so, I grabbed a fired arm and headed towards the entrance. In trots my dog, very proud of himself and tail wagging. CSB and dogs>cats.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179900 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 8:59 pm to
Get rid of him, can't trust it no more
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
Must be too dumb to shut it
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
What kind of dog ?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
Kill shelter
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40399 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
That's neat. He's a few steps away from killing you in your sleep. Good boy.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59345 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
Your dog is fricking your wife, sucks you had to find out like this
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24175 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:02 pm to
He's been pissing on your toothbrush for weeks.

Time to apologize for the castration.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:05 pm to
Your neighbor trained him.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:07 pm to
Malle actually. Until this point I thought he was dumb as a rock
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:08 pm to
Wut? Labs are notorious escape artists


Am I the racist or is the guy who connects the word black and breaking and entering to mean a person the racist?
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 9:11 pm
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31666 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

dogs>cats


Lol, every cat I've ever had knew how to open doors. You think your dog is special for this?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:10 pm to
Snowflake alert
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:12 pm to
You must be OT poor and live in a tiny house with tiny doors.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25081 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:13 pm to
Not seeing the humor. You're making blatant racist comments then trying to laugh them off with bad dog jokes. You think the OT is a bunch of your redneck buddies you drink miller light with on the weekends?
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:16 pm to
No. I think the OT is a bunch of highly educated, millionaires. Have you been here long?
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

That's neat. He's a few steps away from killing you in your sleep. Good boy.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25081 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:20 pm to
Are you highly educated?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:20 pm to
Lack of sense of humor =\= blatant racism
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25081 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:22 pm to
Take another sip of your miller light Boudreaux, this is between me and OP
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