"my daughter is 23 months and 19 days old"

dear facebook

Are you a schizo?

Is she breastfed? My wife is breastfeeding our son. He's 84 months.

I took a good poop today.

That shite matters when they’re like 6 months, but it doesn’t matter when you’re telling people how old they are.

I wasn't aware that there was going to be any math.

I sucked on some titties today but also shite my pants, so it’s pretty much a wash.

I have always hated this shite so much, but with one on the way I’m finally starting to understand why it happens. Medically speaking, pretty much everything throughout pregnancy is measured in weeks, and everything for infants and toddlers is measured in months.

Doesn’t make it any less annoying for me, but it at least makes sense to me now. Still stupid as shite, IMO.

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No bitch, she's almost 2

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Thank you!

Parents who do this are annoying as frick.