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Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:31 pm
Posted by Jax-Tiger
Vero Beach, FL
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:31 pm
We went out to eat last night with my kids, and I suggested that we order some apps. One of my daughters looked at me and asked, "Why would we order an app at a restaurant?"

One of my other kids stepped in and said, "Dad means "appetizer", right, Dad?". These are bright, college bound kids, but they live in a different world.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66985 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:32 pm to
I've never referred to an appetizer as an "app". And I'm nearly 50.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:34 pm to
Our subdivision gate code requires you to hit the pound button after the code. I've heard the kids on bikes telling each other to press "1234 hashtag"
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
158988 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:35 pm to
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:35 pm to
Stop being a lazy fricking millennial and say the whole fricking word next time, and you won't have this problem.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1532 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

ne of my daughters looked at me and asked, "Why would we order an app at a restaurant?"



quote:

One of my other kids stepped in and said, "Dad means "appetizer", right, Dad?".


quote:

These are bright,


You sure about that?

quote:

college bound kids


I don't think I need to elaborate why this doesn't necessarily define their intelligence...
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151515 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

One of my daughters
pics?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61780 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

I've heard the kids on bikes telling each other to press "1234 hashtag"
I get eye rolls for telling them it's 123 Tic-Tac-Toe sign.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:37 pm to
There was a younger kid in a thread a few months ago that corrected someone for calling # the pound sign. He was dead serious
This post was edited on 1/28/17 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:39 pm to
Have you tried beating them with jumper cables?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61780 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

pics?
She's 11.
Do you still want pics?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:40 pm to
You made it sound as if they are high schoolers are something
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21517 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:40 pm to
Restaurant workers talk like that. OP prolly spent time as a waiter at Olive Garden.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61780 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:42 pm to
Endless salad is legit.
Posted by OvertheDwayneBowe
Member since Sep 2016
3531 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:42 pm to
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:44 pm to
Beat your kids. And blame their mom for fricking so many dudes in HS. fricking whore
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:44 pm to
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She's 11.


She's as close to college as she is to pre-K. College-bound is a little strong.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:45 pm to
quote:

Beat your kids. And blame their mom for fricking so many dudes


Nailed it
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:48 pm to
Just saying. It's a whore pattern. They make these boys deal with all the cocks they have had and make the man love them. It's pathetic.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:50 pm to
Oh trust me I'm with you brother I saw that exact thing on base countless times when I was a youngster
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