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Motorist watching porn on phone dies in accident, newspaper reports
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:26 pm
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I guess he came and went at the same time.....
quote:
The 58-year-old man, who was not wearing pants or a seat belt, was partially ejected through the sunroof of the car, the story said. He was identified by the Associated Press as Clifford Ray Jones.
I guess he came and went at the same time.....
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Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:27 pm to Hangover Haven
quote:
who was not wearing pants
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:27 pm to Hangover Haven
Release the downvotes
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:28 pm to Hangover Haven
At least he died doing what he loved.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:28 pm to Hangover Haven
Was he ejaculated from his car?
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:28 pm to PsychTiger
That's a hard way to go...
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:29 pm to Hangover Haven
Girl on Girl porn featuring Helga and Olga
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:30 pm to Hangover Haven
Everyone knows you safely browse porn when on the straight parts of the road.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:30 pm to Mars duMorgue
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Was he ejaculated from his car?
Prematurely at that.
This post was edited on 1/27/16 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:32 pm to Hangover Haven
Just like nola.com, you are a day late.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:35 pm to Mars duMorgue
quote:
Was he ejaculated from his car?
Bada-bada ...
quote:
Prematurely at that.
... Bing.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:36 pm to Hangover Haven
so it wasn't Auto Erotic Asphyxiation?
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:37 pm to Hangover Haven
That's gonna be one awkward funeral
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:38 pm to lsunurse
quote:
That's gonna be one awkward funeral
Well, he died doing what he loved, so there's that.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:40 pm to Hangover Haven
I read this earlier. You know you've got a problem when you can't wait until you get home to fap.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:42 pm to High C
I can see the "Don't Fap and Drive" billboard now.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:50 pm to Mars duMorgue
And women everyone now have the perfect reply next time their SO asks for road head.
Posted on 1/27/16 at 5:55 pm to Hangover Haven
Posted on 1/27/16 at 10:10 pm to Hangover Haven
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