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Posted on 9/17/14 at 1:52 am to hendersonshands
This one girl smacked her food in front of me, so that pretty much killed whatever boner I could have ever gotten with her again.
Had another girl that couldn't spell to save her life - that's not technically what ended it I guess, but it sure as hell would have eventually.
The best one I have is probably this one girl who was drying off in front of me, but flossed the towel in between her legs like a fricking cartoon character. I never could get past that image.
Had another girl that couldn't spell to save her life - that's not technically what ended it I guess, but it sure as hell would have eventually.
The best one I have is probably this one girl who was drying off in front of me, but flossed the towel in between her legs like a fricking cartoon character. I never could get past that image.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:26 am to NawlinsTiger9
Told this girl not to touch the Godzilla action figure my grandmother got me when I was 4(was 23 when this happened). She didn't listen, and ended up dropping it, cracking Godzilla's tail. Told her to gtfo my apt right then and to call a ride to take her back to campus.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 2:57 am to hendersonshands
She would only eat chicken, and I mean ONLY chicken. Her dad worked for Tyson. Dealbreaker.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 3:26 am to brass2mouth
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Her 2nd toe was longer than all her other toes. Drove me fricking nuts, and she had daddy issues, but the toe the g drove me nuts.
Sucks that you don't have a foot fetish bruh.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 5:02 am to hendersonshands
Hooked up with a girl one night when I was a Freshman. Although I would have never dated this girl, it would have been nice to keep that option available. Next night I'm working at Pluckers. Have to take a delivery to a name I've never heard of at a dorm. Call the number and the girl on the phone says she'll be right down. Turns out its this girl. I'd told her where I worked and she stalked me. Tried to find out when I was getting off of work and everything. Freaked me out because it was out of the blue and I hadn't so much as texted her since we hooked up. That number got deleted with a quickness.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:46 am to KG6
Dated a girl who didn't want to have sex. She wanted to stay a virgin. But sucked dick like a champ and did anal, LOL!
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:47 am to hendersonshands
I PIIHB and things weren't the same afterwards. She agreed to it but things just weren't the same.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:50 am to hendersonshands
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Most ridiculous things that ruined a relationship for you
A pussy, four-legged kind. I'm allergic to cat hair. Chick I was seeing had one of those leg rubbers that like me for some reason. I asked the chick to make a choice.
She did. Told me I could leave out the front door or the back door. Never saw her again.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:51 am to KG6
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Hooked up with a girl one night when I was a Freshman. Although I would have never dated this girl, it would have been nice to keep that option available. Next night I'm working at Pluckers. Have to take a delivery to a name I've never heard of at a dorm. Call the number and the girl on the phone says she'll be right down. Turns out its this girl. I'd told her where I worked and she stalked me. Tried to find out when I was getting off of work and everything. Freaked me out because it was out of the blue and I hadn't so much as texted her since we hooked up. That number got deleted with a quickness.
Something just doesn't seem right....
Posted on 9/17/14 at 6:57 am to hendersonshands
Girl I used to date when I lived in Lafayette did not know how to cook rice.
She kept bragging on how good her food was, I finally go over there for dinner and the damn rice was hard. I looked at her hard for a few seconds and realized she wasn't the one.
She kept bragging on how good her food was, I finally go over there for dinner and the damn rice was hard. I looked at her hard for a few seconds and realized she wasn't the one.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:08 am to hendersonshands
I had a girl over for one night. She showered and spent an hour in the bathroom. About a couple weeks later I opened the bathroom garbage lid (didn't use it often) and saw a 4" lock of her hair laid neatly on top of everything. I had to check the rest of my house for any other signs of batshit.
Luckily I had dropped her already, because she was only twenty and for some reason told me she had been with about 50 guys before and wanted to act like she wanted to get serious with me. Frrrrrrick that!
Luckily I had dropped her already, because she was only twenty and for some reason told me she had been with about 50 guys before and wanted to act like she wanted to get serious with me. Frrrrrrick that!
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:11 am to TrueTiger
quote:old lady in the back of church syndrome
She couldn't sing in tune worth shite but did it anyway for every song playing.
Was like fingernails on a chalkboard.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:20 am to Old Money
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Sucks that you don't have a foot fetish bruh.
Actually, quite the contrary... I like a nice set of feet on a chick. I think that's what made it worse though.. That toe just glaring at me.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:36 am to REG861
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my ex gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:40 am to BIGDAB
You can't marry someone who can't cook rice. The rice cookers do all of the work, bitch
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:47 am to hendersonshands
After 6 months of dating I had not said I love you yet to my ex GF... she accused me of being gay and started trying to convince me to come out of the closet.
She was looney.
She was looney.
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:49 am to SG_Geaux
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started trying to convince me to come out of the closet.
So did you????
Posted on 9/17/14 at 7:54 am to SG_Geaux
Did you suck air dicks in your sleep?
Posted on 9/17/14 at 8:22 am to hendersonshands
I once broke up with a girl because her mother let her father slide on a hotel space payment in Monopoly... no bullshite.
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