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re: Most random wild animal/insect that has gotten into your home?
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:30 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:30 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
I shot a wood duck one time and it was still alive and I wanted to mount it so I didn't ring it's neck and brought it home alive. When I got home my mom and sister had it wrapped in a towel petting it while I tried to figure out what to do with it. I ended up putting In the bathtube and tried drowining it with wet towels. Every time I would walk back in to the bathroom that sumbitch was swiming around in the tub. fricking wood ducks can hold their breath for an eternity but I finally got him. I ended up poking him in the brain with a needle.
This post was edited on 9/9/16 at 11:32 pm
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Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:34 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Ok, so I came home to my apartment one night and unlock it and walk in. As I close the door, some fat broad grabs the door, and walks in. This chick is frickED up. Like, talking in some devil tongue or something. She proceeds to jump on my couch, put her feet over it, exposing just about everything she has, and passes out. Head on the ground, and legs hanging over the top of the couch.
I'm just about freaking out, thinking I'm about to be hit with some kidnapping charge or something. I really just had no idea what was going on. I sat down in a chair and look up and a damn cat had snuck in(the door was still open) and was sitting on a table by the door just staring at me. Biggest "what the frick is going on" moment of my life.
It took me 15 minutes to get this girl up and out of the apartment. She stole my chicken fila...and when I slammed the door and turned around, the cat was still on the table doing its thing.
Haven't seen the girl or cat since.
I shamelessly took pictures of the entire thing. Looking for them now(might have been with my last phone).
I'm just about freaking out, thinking I'm about to be hit with some kidnapping charge or something. I really just had no idea what was going on. I sat down in a chair and look up and a damn cat had snuck in(the door was still open) and was sitting on a table by the door just staring at me. Biggest "what the frick is going on" moment of my life.
It took me 15 minutes to get this girl up and out of the apartment. She stole my chicken fila...and when I slammed the door and turned around, the cat was still on the table doing its thing.
Haven't seen the girl or cat since.
I shamelessly took pictures of the entire thing. Looking for them now(might have been with my last phone).
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:37 pm to RogerTheShrubber
The bear falling through the sky light cracked me up trying to imagine
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:42 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
When I was about 8, my mother, dad and I were eating breakfast when my dad says "don't move". He gets up and right about that time we notice a snake curled up in the garden window less than 3 ft from us. My dad rolls it up with the fire poker and tosses it outside.
This post was edited on 9/9/16 at 11:43 pm
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:44 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Opened the door one night to find two possums fighting on the deck. One ran in and hid under my desk.
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:45 pm to alajones
quote:Then set it on fire and ran it through a wood chipper. Right?
My dad rolls it up with the fire poker and tosses it outside.
Right?!
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:46 pm to Ed Osteen
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The bear falling through the sky light cracked me up trying to imagine
Yeah, I imagine it's so surreal you really don't panic at first. Who would expect a bear to fall through the ceiling?
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:48 pm to Cosmo
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:49 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
A raccoon that came in through the doggy door.
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:52 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Banana spider I found in my washing machine. I think it came in on a piece of clothing from a camping trip.
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:56 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
King Snake. Wife carried it in by accident in a coiled up Christmas light strand. Thought she was going to die when she realized she carried it in.
Posted on 9/9/16 at 11:59 pm to ReauxlTide222
something similar happened to me, except I was the drunk that wandered into a strangers condo and passed out.
New years eve, PCB, woke up the next morning and 3 hippie chicks are wedged around me passing a bong around my limp body. Never seen them in my life, they said I just wandered in (lots of open door parties) had a few beers and passed out on the couch. It's a miracle I wasn't robbed blind.
Oh to be 18 again
for the topic at hand, a 4 foot chicken snake got in our house when I was a kid. My sister was at the sink washing dishes and this guy just slithers right up to her feet. She looks down, takes a second to process wtf is happening, and is out of the kitchen in one leap. The snake retreated to the oven and 5 minutes later half the neighborhood is in our kitchen. We turned the oven on and he came out pretty quickly and the neighbor was able to pin him down and pick him up and take him outside. Wish I had it all on film, the guy that made the catch was petrified of snakes
New years eve, PCB, woke up the next morning and 3 hippie chicks are wedged around me passing a bong around my limp body. Never seen them in my life, they said I just wandered in (lots of open door parties) had a few beers and passed out on the couch. It's a miracle I wasn't robbed blind.
Oh to be 18 again
for the topic at hand, a 4 foot chicken snake got in our house when I was a kid. My sister was at the sink washing dishes and this guy just slithers right up to her feet. She looks down, takes a second to process wtf is happening, and is out of the kitchen in one leap. The snake retreated to the oven and 5 minutes later half the neighborhood is in our kitchen. We turned the oven on and he came out pretty quickly and the neighbor was able to pin him down and pick him up and take him outside. Wish I had it all on film, the guy that made the catch was petrified of snakes
This post was edited on 9/10/16 at 12:04 am
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:03 am to Rize
Coupla drug- and alcohol-crazed chicks I picked up in clubs and bars. Back in the days when freebase was big.
Posted on 9/10/16 at 12:08 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Nice. At least they were kind. On my official visit to UCF, my player host guy took us to a party. I got drunk and decided I needed to explore. So I walked around the apartment complex and found a suitable apartment, knocked on their sliding glass door, and started partying with a buncha folks I'd never met. An hour into this adventure, we see cops running around the building that I had vanished from.
Turns out they busted the party that all guys on our official visit were at. 2 of the hosts were arrested and a few of the guys I was in the visit with got questioned, thankfully they didn't drink. I explained my situation and was able to stay the night at the new apartment I was in. Parents scooped me in the morning and I avoided that whole mess.
Oh to be 18 is right
This post was edited on 9/10/16 at 12:11 am
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