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re: Monsanto pre-employment test

Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:14 am to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70161 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:14 am to
There is a blood test to make sure you are gmo free
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32719 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:15 am to
The test is easy. All you have to do is name the active chemicals in each and every one of their products. Shouldn't be difficult for you baw
Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2570 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:44 am to
quote:

pre-employment test

Are we certain you aren't a Volod alter?
Posted by all_over_it
Montegut
Member since Feb 2013
604 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:51 am to
Pretty sure I'm not
Posted by Huck Finn
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2570 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:12 am to
Haha, we'll know soon enough, if you post a pic of your offer letter with your boss' name.
Posted by all_over_it
Montegut
Member since Feb 2013
604 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:18 am to
That's not going to happen lol
Posted by elleshoo9
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2007
1859 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:57 am to
What do you mean test? Like drug test?

What's your position going to be?

This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 11:54 am
Posted by all_over_it
Montegut
Member since Feb 2013
604 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:07 am to
Production technician at Luling plant. Quote from the email "The test will consist of 3 ACT Work Keys Assessments (Reading for Information, Locating Information, and Applied Technology) and will be administered by computer."
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17056 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:25 am to
Hope you know somebody high up there, one of the few places around here that it helps to know somebody.
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 10:26 am
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16649 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:11 am to
quote:

It's just a credit application to see if you can finance an F-250 with truck nuts.




This is the OT. Truck should be paid for in cash.

And who finances truck nuts?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70161 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:15 am to
quote:

will be administered by computer."



Oh great. Skynet has control of crop pestisides already. Chemtrails are real folks.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48995 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

I work at the luling plant.


How long y'all gonna have your own little fricking crossing guard at the entrance? Is that shite permanent?
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:30 am to
Who dis is?
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17056 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:31 am to
It's for the deliveries going to the big expansion. He needs to learn to spell Bayer since by the time they hire him that's who'll be in charge of the place.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48995 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Who dis is?


haha i was wondering the same thing. I stalked and found him.

I'm not going to out him but his prior posts made it VERY easy.

BTW , he should go back and edit his actual salary he posted in here a while back.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48995 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:42 am to
quote:

It's for the deliveries going to the big expansion. He needs to learn to spell Bayer since by the time they hire him that's who'll be in charge of the place.


Gotcha. It's been going daily for about 6 months right? Just wondering if it was legit permanent or for a project
Posted by FightinTiga
Pumpkin Center
Member since Feb 2009
20745 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:45 am to
Wow
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48995 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

elleshoo9


Dude, did you hold up a customer at the Burger King this morning?
Posted by Whodat2002
Member since Nov 2017
1 post
Posted on 11/15/17 at 7:58 pm to
How was the test? I have to take it soon also
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3653 posts
Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Monsanto


Soon to be Bayer
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