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re: Michael Jordan's liver is crying for help

Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:20 pm to
Posted by lion
Member since Aug 2016
821 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:20 pm to
His eyes have looked like that for 20 years.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15088 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:22 pm to
Looks like that meme of Leo DiCaprio
Posted by JackieSonnier
South Crowley
Member since Nov 2023
461 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:27 pm to
Two egg shells in a piss pot lol
Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
9154 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:31 pm to
Stories about him is he lived very hard.

Olympics
Practice during morning
Play golf all afternoon
Play cards all night

Alcohol and a few stoggies....don't think he was into HGH

Rinse and repeat.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
4121 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:52 pm to
When you smoke as many victory cigars as he has in his life you look like that!
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23221 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

Liver C, Pancreatic C word. Hepatitis, Cirrhosis, who knows. Maybe nothing.


You sound like my doctor. I've gotta get better insurance.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10206 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Looks like he has ebola


Posted by FeralChild
Houston
Member since May 2024
127 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 6:56 pm to
Nvm, I better not
This post was edited on 9/20/24 at 6:58 pm
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:04 pm to
I'll bet he's more healthy than 80% of the posters on this board.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84580 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:28 pm to
He looks darker than before
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21188 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 7:31 pm to
Looks like his teeth are missing too
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
27162 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:13 pm to
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I grew up in ag. with old black men- I can’t think of one that didn’t have eyes like that as they aged.


He’s 61 years old, probably spends more time in the sun playing golf and such thus making him darker.

I think he looks pretty good for his age. But far be it for me to interfere with another conspiracy.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37502 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:19 pm to
Easiest guess would be alcoholism and liver disease. Who could realistically tell him that he has a drinking problem?
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:19 pm to
He’s had yellow eyes for a while.
Posted by TN Tygah
Member since Nov 2023
7837 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:20 pm to
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Liver C, Pancreatic C word. Hepatitis, Cirrhosis, who knows. Maybe nothing.


He’s had yellow eyes forever though. If it were due to any of those things he’d be a goner by now.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23874 posts
Posted on 9/20/24 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

He’s had yellow eyes forever though. If it were due to any of those things he’d be a goner by now.


Okay, he has yellow eye syndrome.
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