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Men use spaghetti sauce to start fire after burglary - Florida (They dated the victim)

Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:47 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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19197 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:47 am
"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?"

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This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 12:21 pm
Posted by TulaneFan
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:48 am to
Too dumb to live, too rare to die
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:48 am to

5th Ward and Hammertime

Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:53 am to
Here's a novel idea, get a job if you want stuff.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
66949 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:55 am to
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Two men are accused of breaking into the home of a man they both dated


quote:

Deputies went to the residence and saw a red Lincoln Navigator attempting to leave the area. A stop was conducted and the driver, 28-year-old John Silva, and passenger, Derrick Irving, told the deputy that they had just picked up some clothes from the victim's home, according to the affidavit.

The victim told News 6 that Irving was wearing a bull costume.

The deputy said she could see a marijuana grinder in the center console and a vacuum, window A/C unit, flat-screen television and heater in the back seat. An empty jar of Ragu spaghetti sauce was also on the passenger's seat, the report said.


Not the Onion
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 11:57 am
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:56 am to
I'm about to be moving to Florida. Am I now considered crazy by association from the people that live there?
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:56 am to
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Two men are accused of breaking into the home of a man they both dated, stealing several items, then leaving spaghetti sauce boiling on the stove with a washcloth placed near the burner in an attempt to start a fire, according to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.


Might we say they're flaming homosexuals?
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:57 am to
Quite clever, Spock.

This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 12:00 pm
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33496 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 11:58 am to
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Might we say they're flaming homosexuals?




Why yes, yes we might. Well done.

(not that there would be anything wrong with that, of course)
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 12:07 pm
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25994 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:03 pm to
How in the world have you people skipped over the most important part of this story????????? SHAME SHAME SHAME!

The black guy "was disguised in a Bull costume onesie"

And with that we can officially label this a Florida Certified Criminal Act sanctioned by the State of Florida.
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:04 pm to
quote:

How in the world have you people skipped over the most important part of this story????????? SHAME SHAME SHAME! The black guy "was disguised in a Bull costume onesie" And with that we can officially label this a Florida Certified Criminal Act sanctioned by the State of Florida.


Hold my beer:

"It started out as a relationship, that lasted about a week," the victim said. "I've let him use my car for four months, maybe he's angry about that. Or maybe he's angry because I gave him $150 to fix his teeth."
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

"He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?"


Raises hand.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35402 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:06 pm to
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The victim told News 6 that Irving was wearing a bull costume.




That dude fricks












Other dudes
This post was edited on 3/21/18 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 12:11 pm to
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:00 pm to
I can't believe those are pictures of real people, they look characters from Dick Tracy.
Posted by Shepherd
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:05 pm to
Chaz Bono on the right.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:20 pm to
Thasss a spiccy metaballaaa
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
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Posted on 3/21/18 at 2:27 pm to
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DeLAND, Fla.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11637 posts
Posted on 3/21/18 at 3:03 pm to
"The Sketti Bandits"
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