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re: Melania Trump is the most beautiful First Lady ever

Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:22 pm to
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20468 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:22 pm to
A young Lucy Webb Hayes was pleasant looking, but I couldn't date her.

Young Rutherford had rugged good looks, too. He looks ready to duel and put a cap in your arse.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176144 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:24 pm to
Dolly Madison knew how to bake yo


and saved those papers bitch
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8592 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:28 pm to
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A young Lucy Webb Hayes was pleasant looking, but I couldn't date her


Wut?
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:35 pm to
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she has miles of ground to make up for her predecessor's grace and class.



Hardly.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:36 pm to
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Jackie has a square


Pursed lips and no arse at all
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:37 pm to
Jackie (On a good day) is a 6 compared to Mrs Trump
This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 8:38 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:40 pm to
She was probably pretty when she was younger but she has had so much surgery she looks retarded now

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:44 pm to
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She was probably pretty when she was younger but she has had so much surgery she looks retarded


Who? If you're taking about Melania you're fricking crazy. That woman is gorgeous
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:45 pm to
The mix of Eastern European and multiple face lifts just doesn't do it for me

Sorry
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:46 pm to
Right. She's not a pasty white fat hippie from the northeast. I know your type.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:48 pm to
And a golddigging whore. Tic for tat
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39637 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:48 pm to
Your melt has been great.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
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83630 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:49 pm to
Nailed it
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176144 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

looks retarded now


no


you look retarded


now
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
46198 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:50 pm to
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:53 pm to
You people have so overused the word "melt" it has lost all meaning
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:55 pm to
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The mix of Eastern European and multiple face lifts just doesn't do it for me



It's those angled eyes of hers.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39637 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:56 pm to
It's just getting started. Now go get a haircut and a shave and get deloused you dirty hippie.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83630 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 8:56 pm to
Exactly

Her eyes are just...weird

And I'm an eyes guy

Weird eyes are a no for me
Posted by Hasan
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
408 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:02 pm to
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Her eyes are just...weird
It's from years of urine exposure.
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