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re: Mega millions $830 million drawing tonight
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:10 pm to White Roach
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:10 pm to White Roach
I bought a $2 ticket because the odds go way up between 0 and 1. Odds get slightly better from 1 to 2, but nothing like the improvement between 0 and 1.
OTOH, the customer ahead of me today spent $80, and the one behind me spent $150.
OTOH, the customer ahead of me today spent $80, and the one behind me spent $150.
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Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:13 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
Thinking Epstein's island minus all the underage girls
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:14 pm to Turf Taint
I eat ramen a few times a week so I can afford a lottery ticket. It is my enjoyment so F you for hating on my enjoyment. I know I'm going to lose but I like to participate. It is very much like trying to seduce my wife into sexy time by buying a nice dinner. Diminishing returns.
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:15 pm to Dominate308
quote:well you're fricking boring and don't deserve it
I’d live off the interest and never tough the principal.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:17 pm to SEClint
quote:
two?
what's wrong, you can't count to ten?
I'm an old man recovering from prostate cancer. I've got to pace myself.
Although, perhaps, I could price bionic prostates...
If Oscar Goodman could do it for Steve Austin in 1975...
We can make him better than he was!!!
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:22 pm to White Roach
quote:well then you should know better than me or anyone else..that the penis and tomorrow is never promised.
I'm an old man recovering from prostate cancer
You get close to $500M you better keep a 30+ strong Harem
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:24 pm to SEClint
Did I mention my bad heart?
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:26 pm to White Roach
quote:you can afford a new one!
Did I mention my bad heart?
You can have some Indonesian or someone killed and take their's
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:27 pm to SEClint
I might get TWO!
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:28 pm to CarolinaGamecock99
quote:
$487.9 million payout
What's leftover after the gubment gets their grubby mits on my winnings??
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:29 pm to DarkDrifter
quote:is this a real question
What's leftover after the gubment gets their grubby mits on my winnings??
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:29 pm to DarkDrifter
$300 million maybe? 
Hell, Scruffy will accept 50% and be happy.
ETA: is that $487 already post-tax?
Hell, Scruffy will accept 50% and be happy.
ETA: is that $487 already post-tax?
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:30 pm to Abstract Queso Dip
quote:
I know I'm going to lose but I like to participate. It is very much like trying to seduce my wife into sexy time by buying a nice dinner. Diminishing returns.
Funny and hear you!
If you have 1/300,000,000 chance with your wife, you are luckier than I am with mine!
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:31 pm to Turf Taint
what are the odds of winning the lottery?
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:36 pm to DarkDrifter
quote:
What's leftover after the gubment gets their grubby mits on my winnings??
LINK this website shows the after taxes in each state. Don’t know if this is 100% correct but interesting to see the breakdowns.
Your net payout in Louisiana: $284,238,795
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 6:58 pm
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:37 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
what are the odds of winning the lottery?
Mega millions is like 1 in 296million.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:39 pm to ATH216
Wow.. that's interesting.. looks like we get screwed here in La..
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:41 pm to WestCoastAg
quote:
what are the odds of winning the lottery?
Zactly! Kidding...
1/300,000,000
Better than me sleeping with my wife tonight and worse than getting struck by lightning twice.
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:41 pm to Scruffy
quote:No, thats the pre-tax lump sum payout instead of getting it spread over 30 years
ETA: is that $487 already post-tax?
This post was edited on 7/26/22 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 7/26/22 at 6:52 pm to Turf Taint
are you sure? can you repeat that?
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