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re: MeeMaw wandered out in her brasserie and girdle again, this time at a stadium.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 5:47 am to Tarps99
Posted on 6/24/26 at 5:47 am to Tarps99
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no chance she will end up pregnant.
Like my uncle used to say to say… “they don’t tell, they don’t swell, and they’re grateful as hell.”
Posted on 6/24/26 at 6:29 am to Hangover Haven
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Like my uncle used to say to say… “they don’t tell, they don’t swell, and they’re grateful as hell.”
Ben Franklin Said,
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Mental and Emotional ConnectionBetter Conversation: Older women have more knowledge of the world, making their company far more engaging and stimulating.
Increased Utility: As physical beauty fades, older women study how to be good, focusing on being useful, tender, and helpful friends.
Discretion: Older, experienced women are more discreet, which better protects a man's reputation.
Gratitude: Because they are less commonly pursued, older women are incredibly grateful for a young man's attention.
Practical and Physical Advantages
No Risk of Pregnancy: This prevents the social, financial, and personal complications associated with illegitimate children.
Better Physical Aging: Franklin famously observed that the signs of aging appear top-down. He reasoned that in the dark, "all cats are grey", and covering everything above the waist made it impossible to tell an older woman from a younger one.
Less Guilt and Consequence: Seducing a younger woman might ruin her reputation or cause her lifelong misery, whereas making an older woman happy brings a man no bitter reflections.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:27 am to L.A.
I switch between Varney & Co. and MTV Classics when I get ready for work in the morning.
The original video to this song was playing this past Monday morning.
My God, this woman was absolutely stunning back in the day.
The original video to this song was playing this past Monday morning.
My God, this woman was absolutely stunning back in the day.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:46 am to Tarps99
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At first I thought this post was going to be about the Governor of Alabama.
Thank God it wasnt.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:09 am to L.A.
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MeeMaw
In Shania's case, the correct term is GILF.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:19 am to L.A.
I nearly had a heart attack thinking it was Guvnah MeeMaw (Kay Ivey) of our great state (Alabama)
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:55 am to Hangover Haven
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She sounds like a salty jealous bitch… I’d still give MeeMaw the best minute of her life.
Braggart
Posted on 6/24/26 at 1:49 pm to Penrod
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Ben Franklin Said,
Ole Ben was a pretty sharp dude.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 3:09 pm to L.A.
Would still knock the dust of that pussy!!!
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:08 pm to LSUDAN1
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Would still knock the dust of that pussy!!!
Older the berry, sweeter the juice!
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:14 pm to LSUDAN1
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Would still knock the dust of that pussy!!!
might be fossilized, heard she was anti sex except for procreation?
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:14 pm to Sams Crow
My fish-head wife aint got those cannons
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