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re: MeeMaw wandered out in her brasserie and girdle again, this time at a stadium.

Posted on 6/24/26 at 5:47 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34155 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 5:47 am to
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no chance she will end up pregnant.


Like my uncle used to say to say… “they don’t tell, they don’t swell, and they’re grateful as hell.”
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
56445 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 6:29 am to
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Like my uncle used to say to say… “they don’t tell, they don’t swell, and they’re grateful as hell.”

Ben Franklin Said,
quote:

Mental and Emotional ConnectionBetter Conversation: Older women have more knowledge of the world, making their company far more engaging and stimulating.

Increased Utility: As physical beauty fades, older women study how to be good, focusing on being useful, tender, and helpful friends.

Discretion: Older, experienced women are more discreet, which better protects a man's reputation.

Gratitude: Because they are less commonly pursued, older women are incredibly grateful for a young man's attention.

Practical and Physical Advantages

No Risk of Pregnancy: This prevents the social, financial, and personal complications associated with illegitimate children.

Better Physical Aging: Franklin famously observed that the signs of aging appear top-down. He reasoned that in the dark, "all cats are grey", and covering everything above the waist made it impossible to tell an older woman from a younger one.

Less Guilt and Consequence: Seducing a younger woman might ruin her reputation or cause her lifelong misery, whereas making an older woman happy brings a man no bitter reflections.
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2538 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 7:41 am to
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
1050 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:27 am to
I switch between Varney & Co. and MTV Classics when I get ready for work in the morning.
The original video to this song was playing this past Monday morning.
My God, this woman was absolutely stunning back in the day.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17226 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:46 am to
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At first I thought this post was going to be about the Governor of Alabama.


Thank God it wasnt.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
14893 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:47 am to
Wood.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
14893 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:48 am to
Wood.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
14893 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 10:49 am to


Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2991 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:09 am to
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MeeMaw


In Shania's case, the correct term is GILF.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6623 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:19 am to
I nearly had a heart attack thinking it was Guvnah MeeMaw (Kay Ivey) of our great state (Alabama)
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
116081 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 11:55 am to
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She sounds like a salty jealous bitch… I’d still give MeeMaw the best minute of her life.


Braggart
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
2991 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 1:49 pm to
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Ben Franklin Said,


Ole Ben was a pretty sharp dude.
Posted by Sea Hoss
North Alabama
Member since Jul 2013
1155 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
11321 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 3:09 pm to
Would still knock the dust of that pussy!!!
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2538 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:08 pm to
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Would still knock the dust of that pussy!!!


Older the berry, sweeter the juice!
Posted by Sams Crow
Member since Apr 2026
308 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:13 pm to
S L U T.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93401 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:14 pm to
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Would still knock the dust of that pussy!!!


might be fossilized, heard she was anti sex except for procreation?
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
4191 posts
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:14 pm to
My fish-head wife aint got those cannons
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