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Meanwhile in Florida, lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court
Posted on 3/9/17 at 2:04 am
Posted on 3/9/17 at 2:04 am
Hot story: Miami lawyer’s pants erupt in flames during arson trial in court
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A Miami defense lawyer’s pants burst into flames Wednesday afternoon as he began his closing arguments in front of a jury — in an arson case.
Stephen Gutierrez, who was arguing that his client’s car spontaneously combusted and was not intentionally set on fire, had been fiddling in his pocket as he was about to address jurors when smoke began billowing out his right pocket, witnesses told the Miami Herald. Read more here: LINK
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 2:05 am
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Posted on 3/9/17 at 2:08 am to SPEEDY
Bugs Bunny should just become the state animal at this point
Posted on 3/9/17 at 2:10 am to SPEEDY
Can we extend Trump's walk to cover the Florida state line, too? We need to thoroughly vet which of their retards are allowed to travel to the rest of the country.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 2:10 am to knowingabyss
Posted on 3/9/17 at 2:18 am to SPEEDY
Liar, liar..pants...Yeah..
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:06 am to SPEEDY
Creative, but insulting to that jury for thinking they'd fall for it.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:08 am to poops_at_parties
A strategy sure to backfire.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:15 am to poops_at_parties
Most members of a jury are too busy remembering to breathe to realize their intelligence was just insulted.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:19 am to SPEEDY
Polyester is some mean shite
Posted on 3/9/17 at 6:27 am to udtiger
quote:
A strategy sure to backfire.
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:04 am to SPEEDY
Sounds like an explosive case
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:17 am to idlewatcher
He made some spontaneous statements to fire up the jury!
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:17 am to Yewkindewit
Where there is smoke, well........there.....is......... 
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:23 am to SPEEDY
The Prosecutor:
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the defense is obviously a liar based on the fact that his PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, the defense is obviously a liar based on the fact that his PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"
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