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Masturbating in public in Florida helps with anxiety, who knew?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:10 am
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:10 am
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A man arrested early yesterday for masturbating in public told police that engaging in such illicit pleasure sessions “helps with his anxiety,”
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Cops allege that Carlos Salvador, 20, was naked from the waist down when a witness spotted him around 2:30 AM inside a 24-hour laundromat in Clearwater, Florida. In a 911 call, the witness reported that the male suspect had an erect penis and was masturbating “out in the open.”
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When police arrived at the laundromat (seen below), Salvador was seated inside and “masturbating while watching pornography on his phone.”
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During police questioning, Salvador reportedly admitted to previously masturbating in public, saying that it “helps with his anxiety.”
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Salvador was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, and booked into the county jail. He was later released on his own recognizance.
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Perhaps someone should introduce Salvador to exercise, fidget spinners, or the benzodiazepine family before he gets into further legal trouble.
This post was edited on 9/13/18 at 9:31 am
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Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:15 am to DemonKA3268
I’ll give him one thing! He’s got stamina if he was still getting after it when the cops arrived. I would have been long gone by then!!
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:16 am to Run up middle
quote:Or he had anxiety like a MFer
I’ll give him one thing! He’s got stamina if he was still getting after it when the cops arrived. I would have been long gone by then!!
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:17 am to DemonKA3268
I mean, it does relieve stress.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:17 am to DemonKA3268
Should've used the old, "I just had a vasectomy and I need to get rid of my bullets" excuse...
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:19 am to DemonKA3268
Florida board
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:20 am to DemonKA3268
Good comments from you guys; you rarely disappoint but nb4floridaboard
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:21 am to DemonKA3268
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Maturbating
Is that like growing up?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:21 am to Run up middle
Well it’s not like he was waiting for the NOPD
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:28 am to DemonKA3268
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helps with anxiety,
In fairness, if you can handle jerking off in public then giving a speech in front of people should be a breeze.
This post was edited on 9/13/18 at 9:29 am
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:32 am to DemonKA3268
Will he be Louis CK’s opening act on his next tour?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:33 am to xGeauxLSUx
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Is that like growing up?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:35 am to LZ83
quote:Most married men know that
I mean, it does relieve stress.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:38 am to DemonKA3268
Sometimes a laundromat comes in handy.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:39 am to SECdragonmaster
quote:That's true
Sometimes a laundromat comes in handy.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:42 am to DemonKA3268
ROOR?
da fuq?
da fuq?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 9:53 am to Paul B Ammer
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ROOR? da fuq?
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:08 am to DemonKA3268
had to get that warm sock feeling.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:24 am to DemonKA3268
Really takes the edge off.
Posted on 9/13/18 at 10:37 am to DemonKA3268
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He was later released
Spurt
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